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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to
meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts....



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  • Mamie said on Jan 07, 2009....
    hehe, I am aspiring to be Israel, but I think today I am hanging in Spain!
  • MissMimi said on Jan 07, 2009....
    Good morning, Miss Spain.  :)  You're not old enough to be Israel anyway, missy!
     
  • Twylarants said on Jan 07, 2009....
    So I'm in Israel on my way to Canada?  Oh no, no, nope... I don't think so!  I'm taking over this plane and we're all going to Greece!
  • beyondtheveil said on Jan 07, 2009....
    And do I ever like nuts - pistachios, cashews, spanish peanuts,

    ....I get off on them almost every night
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 07, 2009....
    I like this one.  I think my mind is stuck in Africa though.
  • MissMimi said on Jan 07, 2009....

    Twirlie, I'm with you.  A nice tour of the Greek Isles. 

    Beyond,  LOL  No comment...

  • CreativeWoman said on Jan 07, 2009....
    I guess I'm destined for Great Brittan, but Spain sounds more appealing.  :-)

    CW
  • MissMimi said on Jan 07, 2009....

    uni -- you snuck in.   In my brain, I'm still in Africa (although I have no illusions of great beauty).  I think that causes a lot of problems in my life.

    CDub,  I see you as being happy in Greece. 

    I'm in Israel.  Today I feel like a tired old warhorse who is tired of all the bullshit in life and love.

  • pusscat said on Jan 07, 2009....
    I can hardly remember Africa and Europe.  Spain and Greece were a little boring really but boy, my libido sure made Britain Great hee hee ;-)
  • MissMimi said on Jan 07, 2009....
    LOL  pc, you are awesome...
  • fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

    i have read this before!!! i love it!!!

    i'm supposed to in Spain???? very hot???? ummm...yeah...maybe if they mean hot FLASHES!!!

     

  • Hegemone said on Jan 07, 2009....
    Funny, I enjoyed that one, lol.
  • Twylarants said on Jan 07, 2009....
    MissMimi, at least parts of my brain are in Africa.  Some are in Spain, most have set up permanent residence in Greece.  Unfortunately my body keeps sending out these annoying text messages to my wandering brain parts to come to Israel and pack for the trip to Canada.  So far my brain can't find it's cell phone.
    I wish I was a man.  My husband's "little brain" never listens to his body, and it's completely cut off all communication with his big brain.
  • pusscat said on Jan 07, 2009....
    LOL at Twylar!!
  • one_wired_kitty said on Jan 07, 2009....
    omg ... too funny.
  • starchini said on Jan 07, 2009....
    hehe, aww soo cute : ) 
  • woman said on Jan 07, 2009....
    Twyla~Bite your tongue. You do NOT want to be a man!!! No way. Aging is a little less complicated for them, no doubt, but do we really want that route? I don't think so. This was a cute little forward but I'm in Greece, will remain in Greece, and will only take little vacations to Israel or Canada. We will be warm, colorful, and still open to possibilities. Come on. Pack your things. Maybe eventually we will hike over to Tibet...
  • Twylarants said on Jan 07, 2009....
    Wearing sensible shoes, of course...lol!
  • woman said on Jan 07, 2009....
    CUTE sensible shoes dear. Don't forget the cute.
  • CreativeWoman said on Jan 07, 2009....
    Greece could be good.  Send me an Adonis and I'll be in heaven.  lol

    CW
  • woman said on Jan 07, 2009....
    CW~you are a little late dear. Twyla and I are keeping him pretty busy!
  • Me-Myself&I said on Jan 07, 2009....

    heck i even got war wounds.... Israel to this day is taking care of business.....boooo bad joke! sorry. ;~)

  • cuppajava said on Jan 07, 2009....
    Very funny Mimi- but not all men are ruled by their nuts.I think i take offence at that,....even if it was just a small white picket one !! Only joking
    I like the sound of the lady from Greece though- you seen her around any where? By the way - which one are you ???
  • CreativeWoman said on Jan 07, 2009....
    Dang!  I'm always a day late and a dollar short!  :-)  Twyla and Woman beat me to him.

    CW
  • winterslight said on Jan 07, 2009....
    omg to  dam funny i love it!!!!
  • Twylarants said on Jan 07, 2009....
    We'll share, won't we, Woman?  Woman?  Woman?
    She'll come around, CW.
    Woman?
  • woman said on Jan 07, 2009....
    Folding my arms and pouting...........Do we have to Twyla??? I love CW but this IS a Greek God. Sigh. Ok. How about on days we are too tired? Will that work?
  • CreativeWoman said on Jan 07, 2009....
    You ladies are so gracious!  Let's hope he can keep up his strength.  ;-)

    CW
  • woman said on Jan 08, 2009....
    CW~Not to worry. Greek God, remember??? Rest up!
  • CreativeWoman said on Jan 08, 2009....
    woman,
    I think I can muster up lost of every for THAT!  lol

    CW
  • fallen-angel said on Jan 08, 2009....
    hahaha! lol the beginning of your post was really serious. i never thought it would end in a joke. nice joke missmimi! (--,)
  • fallen-angel said on Jan 08, 2009....

    hahaha! lol

     

    darn! the beginning of your post was really serious. i never thought it would end in a joke. (--,)

     

  • pearl35 said on Jan 08, 2009....
    This is very funny.
  • RollingC said on Jan 08, 2009....
    I've seen this one before and it's beautiful....enjoy reading it every time.  LOL
    Rc

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