• mobil said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Tell him you're a guy, the picture is of your sister, but you (the guy) are very interested in him. See what happens

• Lucytorial said on Jan 07, 2009....

  TEEE HE HE HE you crazy girl...

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  mobil! thank god! it's so good to see a creepy guy that's at least familiar ;)  i LOVE your idea!!!!!  except, i already blocked the scary man!

  lucy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love seein' you on your off hours lady!!! save me!!!!

• mobil said on Jan 07, 2009....

  I have a Masters Degree in Creepy Fraggles.

• Me-Myself&I said on Jan 07, 2009....

  sounds like he wanted you real real bad! lol... lordy. well it is something new, so maybe better men will respond. good luck

• woman said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Hang in there Fraggie. I read that 1 in 9 marriages today are from internet relationships. Crazy huh?

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  mobil - what a relief...i have a knowledge base to refer to...

  me-my - i think he wanted ANYTHING with a pulse real bad...roflmao...yeah..here's to better luck!!!!!!!!!!!

  woman - oh i'm a hangin'...maybe i'll be one of the lucky ones? just not with creepy-whats-his-nuts...

• Hegemone said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Frag, lol, at least perhaps you can get a few of the creepy ones out of the way first.  Like you mentioned, since mobil announced his masters in creepy, you'll have a good knowledge base, lol.  Sounds like a few of the people I used to talk to in my single days ... too many messages all at once equals NEEDY.  Complete lack of knowing one another PLUS too many messages all at once equals NEEDY CREEP!  Ack!  They need to come out with a needy creepy site, they could advertise with something like this:
  
  Narrator(N):  *In a deep but charming voice* Are you single?
  Person(P):  *Over zealously nods head with a larger than necessary smile*
  N:  Are you in desperate need of companionship ... NOW?
  P:  *Another vigorous nod with too large of a smile*
  N:  Do you need answers, ALL of them, and NOW?
  P:  *Yet another vigorous nod and a strangely big smile*
  N:  Do you grow angry while waiting for anything, no matter what?
  P:  *Completely over zealously nods and smiles even bigger*
  N:  Then we have the perfect network for you!  It's perfect for that lonely single out there who hasn't had a lover since their last doctor's appointment, has no time to waste, needs to know EVERYTHING about their potential mate NOW and grows hostile if they don't find out!  Just log in to www.needycreeps4u.com , follow the easy steps to create an account and meet other needy creeps just like you!
  
  BWAHAHAHAHAHA .... I want to create that commercial now.  I'd pee myself, lol.
  

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  omg hege!!!! i think I just peed myself!!!! (just a little...don't want to give the wrong impression after the shart story)  holy crap!!! woman...you are hilarious! i was snorting and laughing out loud at the computer screen!!!! THEN i was hollering and hooting at it so loud at your comment that the dogs jumped off the couch to see what was up!!!!! thank you my dear hege...i soooo needed that awesome laugh!

• RollingC said on Jan 07, 2009....

   That's outrageous Fragg.... ( LOL )
  I've actually tried that a couple of times but when the site starts asking for money then I delete.
  Have you tried craigslists?  Those are for real and it's also free....(LOL)
  Rc
  

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  rc - omg!!! it's so good to talk to a SANE man!!! i have not tried craigslist.  have you had luck?

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  ann - wow! aren't you perceptive? in the middle of my internet dating and missing my ex melt-down i'm WANTING BRANDED HANDBAGS.   ooooh watches, jewelry and shoes too? why yes....i'm that vapid and transparent. thank you. stupid bitch.

• Hegemone said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Frag, lol, glad you enjoyed it .... I was laughing out loud myself while I was coming up with it and confusing the heck out of my cats, my yellow kitty kept headbutting me thinking something was wrong... which made me laugh worse, lol.

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  hege - one word....YOUTUBE!!!! bwaahahah!!!

• Hegemone said on Jan 07, 2009....

  roflmao, oh I HAVE to create this now ... hmmmm ... I'll need to contact somebody with a camera first, then cast the narrator and the needy creep ... sounds like a project!

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  hege - i'm on it! we'll call lucy for the camera....uni knows plenty of creeps (wait...so do i...lol!!!) narrator? have you ever HEARD my sexy voice????? teeehee!!! maybe mobil could do the narrating?

  btw...good news...lah tee fucking dah...been chattin' with a guy (not a creepy one) all night on the dating site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Hegemone said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Sounds like a plan then ... it'll be the best thing EVER!  Lol ... and WOO HOO for you on talking with a non creepy guy, lol.

• RollingC said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Fragg...Love that remark you made to Ann about the Handbags...(LOL).
  I always thought that shopping was a relaxation technique that women used to get rid of their stress.... (LOL)
  
  I've actually made a friend at craiglist...after much garbage of course...but there are some honest people out there.  
  
  You know...we could start our own internet dating service for soulcasters....we all get webcams (most of us do already) and let's have a weird session...heh...
  
  Rc
  

• BEWELL said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Fragg:
       Tell him that you are waiting fo a all clear from you doctor as they are not sure about which STD your have  or that you are only half way done with your sex change! ;)

• uniquely-ironic said on Jan 07, 2009....

  I know plenty of creeps?!!  gee thanks!  er ...... well, you may be right.
   
  Yes, I've gotten some of "those" types.  You did the right thing by blocking them.  Hang in there.  There are a few who are genuinely fun to get to know.

• CreativeWoman said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Fraggles,
  It's good you can keep your sense of humor about it.  :-)  The guy does sound creepy.
  
  CW
  

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  hello rc!!! good to see ya! glad you liked my comment to ann, i was in rare form last night ;)  i haven't checked out craigslist...maybe i'll take a looksy...hmmm...soulcast dating service? oooooohhh  me likin' the idea!!! cept fraggles don't have a web cam!!! and what is a "session" anyway?! you make it sound like a therapy visit!!! <~ fraggles cracking her own self up again (can't you hear me snorting at my own witty humor?)

  bewell - oh my goodness! i WILL remember both of those lines and pull them out at the appropriate moment! thanks for the laugh!

  uni - i know plenty of em myself (creeps that is) :)  i'm hangin' in!!!!

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  cw - if you don't laugh at these things then you end up crying...i choose to laugh :)

• pusscat said on Jan 07, 2009....

  This is officially on my record of 'funniest post and comments so far in 2009' !!
  
  Hege - that was priceless - I'd PAY to see that advert but make sure it is followed by a 'Tena Lady' super Absorbant ad too ha ha!!
  
  Frag - you should see what I used to get on Fetlife.com. . ."Hey bitch, slut, kneel at me feet now" - and that was the half decent ones LOL!
  

• Hegemone said on Jan 07, 2009....

  PC, lol, glad you liked ... and now I've got the ideas swirling of actually trying to make it ... lol, it'll be genius ... and I'm still laughing about it.

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  pc!!! yay!!! i'm so glad you were laughing too!!! @ your half decent ones from fetlife...HOLY MOLY!  "tena lady" <snorting with laughter>

  hege - still churnin the ole' brain????

• SexToysGuru said on Jan 07, 2009....

  Tell this guy to piss off  by telling him you're posing as the opposite sex. Or better yet, just tell him to fuck himself and get a Penis Extender since his dick is too small.

• silver_phoenix said on Jan 07, 2009....

  that's ridiculous!! all dating sites are like that too--that's why i've deleted profiles only after a day!!

• cuppajava said on Jan 07, 2009....

  I never thought i would see the words Fraggles and dating site in the same sentence.I thoroughly agree with Mobil though - that really sounds like a good idea.
  But seriously,you have to be careful - you never know who is on sites like that.I had a really bad experience on one once.Which I will share with you if you like - but i would never post about it,as the bitch ended up being a total psycho.Dont let the guys creep you out.Report them to the administrators of the site of you have to
  

• fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....

  sex - thanks for the idea!

  silver - hey there! i had heard that there are some creepies out there...i'll just have to get VERY acquainted with the BLOCK button!

  cj - what do you mean you never thought you'd see the words fraggles and dating site in the same sentence?! it's not that preposterous of a notion is it?!  i figure i'll get em hooked before rolling out the fraggle snort/donkey/machine gun laugh ;) and yeah...share! send me a pm about your bad experience!!!

• Lucytorial said on Jan 07, 2009....

  snort/donkey/machine gun laugh.... you're the kind of girlfriend I make laugh just to hear the laugh right??? then I'd be really nice and make you laugh in front of a really really awesome guy.... :-D LOL

• winterslight said on Jan 07, 2009....

  creepy.....

  scarey......

  lets see how many mama boys who still live at home you find....

• CentralCAGal said on Jan 07, 2009....

  I don't comment often, but this one is just so great!
   
  I just got rejected by eharmony - they have no one that matches my criteria.  I needed this laugh!
   
  Thanks!

• fragglesrock said on Jan 08, 2009....

  lucy - oh yeah baby! snort/machine gun/donkey laugh!!! i would LOOOOOVE for you to make me laugh like that in front of an awesome guy!!!! you and i would be hee-hawin' together over it!

  winter!!!! just WHERE have you been?!

  central - i am SO jazzed that you decided to jump in on this conversation!!! i feel honored!!! ya know? i've heard that e-harmony don't know diddly....now i hafta now what was your criteria?!

• BEWELL said on Jan 08, 2009....

  
  Fraggle:
  found a video on on line dating
  http://www.videojug.com/interview/meeting-someone-online-2

• winterslight said on Jan 08, 2009....

  hum i been here and there lol miss u hun!!!

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