Today I had to go to court because I got jury duty. What a pain in the ass. I realize that this is some sort of civic duty, but I have bills to pay and can't be taking off work to do this sort of crap. I have been summoned a few times over the years, but I've never had to actually go down there before. Usually I just get told over the phone that they don't need my services. But this time, they said I had I appear. Blah.
I have no interest whatsoever in serving on a jury. Legal matters bore me to tears. I'd probably be a horrible juror anyway because my attention span is not very good. Especially for things I don't care about or understand. I'd probably be off in space daydreaming about being someplace else the whole time and I wouldn't even know what the case was about.
I remember back in high school we took a field trip to the courthouse and we were supposed to sit in and listen to a trial so we could learn about the judicial system. I was actually excited for this field trip because I thought it was gonna be so cool and interesting. I was expecting it to be like an episode of Law and Order or something. And I remember there was a murder trial of some sort going on and everyone wanted to sit in on that one. There wasn't enough room for everyone to go in there, but I was super excited when I was allowed in.
I sat down in the little gallery area where you always see the distraught family members crying and stuff like that. And when court came in session I was prepared to see some really interesting stuff. Crime scene photos, maybe a violent outburst from the defendant, or possibly someone standing up in the back row screaming, "murderer!! You killed my family!!" What can I say? I think I was 14 so the only thing I knew of courtrooms came from watching TV.
But once the trial got started, I've never been so bored in all my life. They were talking about all this technical mumbo jumbo that made no sense to me. I can't even remember it all now because I zoned out completely. But I didn't see anything interesting at all. And I remember thinking right then and there, "I am never sitting on a jury because I'll die of boredom...."
And that's all I kept thinking about today too. I was already bored out of my mind and I'd just gotten there. They usher you into this little locked room with tons of other people sucking up all the air. I'm claustrophobic and this was definitely standing room only and it felt like the walls were closing in on me. I had to sit through the roll call though in order to get credit for being there. And I was shocked at how many people's names they called that weren't there. Don't those people get in trouble for not showing up? And also, if they had shown up, where the hell would they have put them?? The room was WAY too small as it is.
But anyway, I ended up getting dismissed real fast. I had a list of excuses to use but I didn't even need to say them all. I don't think they minded getting rid of me fast. And I was relieved to get the hell out of there too. All in all it wasn't as bad as I feared, but it could have been if I'd been the last one to be called or something.
So has anyone else ever had to serve on a jury? Did you enjoy the experience? Maybe if they actually paid you more than $5 a day it would seem more worth it. But that won't even buy me lunch. So I'm really happy I'm outta there!



