I woke up at 5:00 am this morning and couldn't go back to sleep. The PMS Fairy made her appearance and I can't say that I like her.
The PMS Fairy never brings much joy with her. She always has cramps, bloating and water retention in her carry on luggage. She makes everyone around her crabby. It seems she's not satisfied until there are chocolate and salty snacks involved with her stay.
She comes and goes whenever she damn well pleases and ALWAYS leaves a few pounds behind to be found on my scales.
The PMS Fairy is not nice. As much as I can't stand her, there's always worry if she doesn't show followed by disappointment. She plays a cruel joke when you aren't destined to have children.
She's just gotten here, but I can't wait for the little beeeyatch to leave. Don't let the door hit you in the ass PMS Fairy.
CW
My diabetic blog's much kinder post today is:
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CreativeWoman posted on Jan 03, 2009
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uniquely-ironic said on Jan 03, 2009....
LOL well said CW. My PMS fairy is a ninja. I'm sure of it. I don't realize she's left me in a highly unstable emotional funk until Aunt Flo comes to kick her out. Bitch! -
woman said on Jan 04, 2009....
Funny CW, I liked your post. I have to say that I don't miss that particular womenly fun! Guess being 60 isn't so bad after all!! -
CayenneMan said on Jan 04, 2009....
I'm keeping my mouth shut about the PMS fairy. I had a nightmare last night !
I dreamt that I was eight and a half month's pregnant and my water broke ! When I woke up my pant's were wet. Just kidding ;0)
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Hegemone said on Jan 04, 2009....
Oh I agree with you there CW ... that PMS fairy is not very nice, is she? What I think stinks is that while Aunt Flo doesn't visit ... the PMS fairy does ... such a pain! -
queenparanoia said on Jan 04, 2009....
oh i know what you mean... i hate her too.... she was here last week and thank god she's gone now!!!!!!!!!! ;-) -
CreativeWoman said on Jan 04, 2009....
uniquely,
A ninja? She must be a butt kicker. lol lol lol She and and Aunt Flo have quite the tag team.
woman,
Thanks. I think 60 has some rewards in that regard. :-)
CayenneMan,
You are always funny. :-)
Hegemone,
I think the PMS Fairy needs to work on her people skills. lol
queen,
I'm glad she left you. I'm sure you don't miss her. :-)
CW
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