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I've finally met a man that I think I can get along with.  He's the silent type.  He agrees with everything I say or think, even when it doesn't make sense.  He's a great listener and if I ask him to he will hold my purse.  I think he's already putty in my hands!!!!
 
 Emailing: George
 
My dear friend Lu has sent me this wonderful man.  His name is George.  Isn't he cute?!!  I've never met an Aussie man.  I love his wild hair, but I think he may have a drinking problem.  He's got that telltale red nose. ;)
 
Lucy!  You are the bomb!  I have to admit I came into the office on my day off to see if he had arrived.  When I saw the box I was really excited for a few minutes.  Then worried.  You see, I wasn't sure if I should open it here at the office or if I should take it home.  Against my better judgement I opened it here.  [sigh of relief]  Thank goodness it wasn't the "other thing" I thought it might be! ;)
 
I'm going to take George out for dinner later.  I had been planning to spend New Years Eve alone, but now I have a "hot" date.  The perfect gentleman.
 
Thank you!


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  • CayenneMan said on Dec 31, 2008....
      Ha ha Ha! uniquely-ironic I was looking forward to meeting George to. I must admit I thought it might have been the other thing too :0)  maybe the delivery guy went back to the truck to get the other box ?   Have a great night uniquely-ironic . . . 
        HAPPY   HAPPY   NEW   YEAR  ! !      I hope 2009 brings you everything your heart desires.       Be careful out there.
  • Hegemone said on Dec 31, 2008....
    Oh that is too cute, lol.  How thoughtful of Lucy!  I'm sure he'll be the perfect new year's date!  He must be a spontaneous guy too, what with that hair and all!  I wonder if he managed to buy his own alcohol ... or ... *shudder to think* if he stole some of Lucy's wine before he left?!  Lol.  
  • mobil said on Dec 31, 2008....
    George looks like the rugged outdoor type Uni, maybe a bit of a pervert.....keep an eye on him haha.
     
    HAPPY NEW YEAR UNI.
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....
    BWAAA HA HA HA HAAA Its so cool to see George again! yay! George told you Uni's the bomb!
     
    He has an amazing ability to change faces at the drop of a hat! tee he hee he will protect you too from any unwanted rabble, he does drink a little but heck he'll be a fun drunk I assure you....
  • beyondtheveil said on Dec 31, 2008....
    I think you should comb his hair before dining out.

    Happy new year unique.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    CM - Thank you.  I hope you have a happy new year as well.
     
    Hege - I'm hoping the hair style is the same as the personality.  He didn't have a thing with him, so we'll have to stop by the store on the way home for some vino.
     
    mobil - you might be right about that.  I'll sleep with one eye open.
     
    Lu - He does have an expressive face!  So far he's kept the rabble at bay.  We'll see if he's a happy drunk tonight.
     
    BTV - Nah!  We're dining casual due to finances.  He'll blend into this California crowd.
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....
    Tee hehee I'm so happy he arrived today of all days! so where are you going out then?
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    Well, we've already gone on a walk by the bay, been to the bookstore and had lunch at McDonalds.  I have some pics, but want to finish up the day before I post that blog.
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....
    Are you at work then? cause on New Years eve you better be going out somewhere....
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    Lu, I had three seperate invitations from 3 men.  I turned them all down.  I'm just not in the mood to be kissing someone I'm not involved with emotionally at midnight.
     
    They were all very sweet invitations, but I'm just not in the mood.  If anything, George and I will share a new years kiss at the apartment in front of the fireplace.
     
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....
    You okay? you sound down Uni.  I'm all ears... I know what you mean about the midnight kiss thing.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    I'm a little bummed.  I also got a visit from aunt flo today.  The combo of the two makes me pretty shitty company.
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....

    hmm well that explains it.. Flo can be a bitch, she was to me a couple of days ago too so I am with you on that shitty bummed feeling.

     

    Well if it makes you feel any better I had to wake Dave up at midnight when I did I was met with a typical grumpy assed old man who wouldn't wish me a Happy new Year... cunt... anyway I sent him off to bed and did my own little ritual for New Year... I had fun on my own.

    This morning he's none the wiser... wouldn't remember a thing!

  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    wow, I'm thinking I have something in common with Dave.   I'm not really a night owl, will be lucky to make it to midnight.
     
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....
    I did, thankfully but I am paying for it this morning I feel like kaakaa shit in other words... its not really the wine but the late night I think.
     
    Its been raining so heavy here, serious rain.  Front street in town yesterday flooded for a few hours until the tide went out... kind of weird but I'm getting a little down cause of no sunlight!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    seasonal disorder.  a lot of folks here get that.  I'm influenced by it if I go to work in the dark and come home in the dark.
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....
    makes sense, I just need a bit of sun on my face, should be tickity boo after that....
     
    Hmm I think maybe some food is in order... dry toast.. certainly not eggs I think I'd chunder.. te he hee ohh yes rather gruff this morning aren't I?
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    tickity boo?  How many times do I need to tell you to speak english woman! LOL
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....

    tee he hee tickity boo, fine and dandy, she'll be right as rain... bwaa ha haa you gotta learn to speak Australian mate...

    Ohh btw George does a marvelous impression of a special person... squeeze his cheeks together then simply punch your finger right through to the other side of his face... :-O

  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    he did something like that at McDonalds. He also has this smirk that I swear I'm gonna smack right off his face if he's not careful!  (see what I mean about PMS!)
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....

    Okay so you are having murderous thoughts.. thats fine... just don't think you smack the smirk off my face imaging you playing with George at mackas... or chew and spew as I politely lov eto call it.... bitch now I want McDonalds.

  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 31, 2008....
    Mmmmm warm salty fries [evil laugh]
     
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 31, 2008....
    you COW! how could you, I have a hangover and you are tempting me with thoughts of fries.. salty salty fatty fries... ohh what burger did you have? pls don't tell me it was a big mac.. I will send a mental image of my hand across your ass if it was..
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 01, 2009....
    sorry, I behaved and had chicken with diet soda.  I had to cut back somewhere!
     
    lots of hot greasy salty fries though
     
  • Lucytorial said on Jan 01, 2009....
    yep that does it... you are offically nasty.. blech if your going to eat chew and spew then do it right.. the whole hog.. a big mac and fries.. with a coke.. no diet shit..
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 01, 2009....
    and mess up this great new figure I got going on?  I don't think so!!
  • Lucytorial said on Jan 01, 2009....
    hmm you are right... here they have to put all the bits that make up the calories and shit on the packaging, the last time I had small fries and a fish burger and that was pretty much most of my average daily food in put.. as in over 2000 calories... I usually only eat about 3 to 4000 a day..
     
    That stuff is evil on the thighs, tasty on the tongue and diorhea producing in me..
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Jan 01, 2009....

    Happy New Year, uni!

    Awww, George is a cutie... he reminds me of Ernie from Sesame Street!

    paper ~


  • BEWELL said on Jan 01, 2009....

    George is looking a little blue maybe is because he is a little head!?     LOL

  • queenparanoia said on Jan 01, 2009....
    ohmygod that is so cool!!!!!!!!!!! yay for lucy!!! by the way he's cute... ;-)
  • diabolicdame said on Jan 01, 2009....
    Lol.. hahahaha.. I gotta say he is cute!! Happy new year by the way!  :-)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 01, 2009....
    PBW - Happy New Year! he does have an Ernie thing going on!
     
    bewell - ha ha ha, probably.  That would make me blue too.
     
    queenie - isn't she great?!  and yes, he's a cutie
     
    dd - Happy New Year!  yup, my new cutie

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