Hello everybody!!!

Since things were so down here I thought I'd TRY to make you all laught. We all shit, there's nothing to hide about it! Ever picture J Lo sitting on the can being constipated? I find things like this funny, not shit, but realising that everybody's just like me at the end of the day! Here is a list that I ALWAYS found funny, there's a good chance that you already red it but here it is anyways!!!

FIREBALL SHITthe kind of shit that when it comes out it feels like ur ass is on fire. so you take water and splash it on but it burns even more

ass-phyxiator shit The kind of shit that comes from the shortest little woman that works in your office. or The kind of shit that makes her go up to the 3rd floor of the office building to poop as to not stink up the whole 2nd floor. or The kind of shit that follows one of many office clearing ass-phyxiations.


The Manly Shit The type of shit that when you look in the toilet you think to yourself... could that have possibly come out of THIS ass?!

Shakespirian ShitThout hath shit thy self

The Once every 3 weeks SHITThe kinda of shit that hurts so bad after not shitting for so long that when it finally comes u r kinda scared to shit. Scared of how bad it's gonna hurt, or how BIG it will big, hoping it don't tear your asshole out.Then u finally shit and when u wipe there's nothing on the toilet paper, now how confusing is that shit??

The RulerPerfectly cut to fit horizontally across the bowl

AREA 51 SHITAny shit that leaves the feeling of having been anal probed after it rips out of your ass.

The What's Happening to me? ShitThis is the kind of shit that you have put off for whatever reasons for so damn long that it starts to make you emotional. You almost want to cry after it's all said and done.

The Teaser Shit You're feeling bloated, and you feel like you have to take a dump, and you are certain that your efforts will be rewarded. Unfortunately, all that comes out is a sad little fart.

There are MANY more!!! Please add to my shit list!!!