last time on fraggles blog she was suffering from a sore booty and a bad case of garlic perfume....that was friday...lets take a peek and see how the rest of the weekend went...
i left work friday smellin' like a vampire slayer and didn't have time to shower before i had to meet friends at the comedy club. i did, however, change my clothes and spray on some body spray (to try to cover up the garlic stench)
the comedy club was a riot. the comedian called me out in front of everyone and said that my laugh sounds like a "machine gun"...which got me laughing so hard i was snorting...he had a heyday with that too. a "snorting maching gun". that's me!!! ;)
after the comedy club my friends and i hopped to another bar....while we were there my girlfriend "em" and i were propositioned by some really young guys to take them on in a game of pool...they warned us that they were playing for "stakes"...guys tend to assume that if you have boobs you don't know how to work a pool stick ;) "em" and i both know our way around a pool cue (i once ran the table off a break)....
the stakes that they demanded was that the losing team had to crawl under the pool table and buy the winners shots...fraggles laughed and said...
"let it be on like donkey kong dude!!! you guys better be ready to be on the floor!"
the first game was a little rough, they had been playing all night and we hadn't "warmed up" yet...so we L-O-S-T :O so we went double or nothin'. best 2 out of 3, 2 crawls under the pool table and 2 shots for the winners. desperate times call for desperate action because i? was NOT going to be crawling on the floor!!!
while "em" was racking the balls i subtley distracted the boys by removing my shoe and showing off the hole in my sock where my toe stuck out....(desperation breeds insanity)...while i "distracted" the opposition "em" jimmied the rack so they couldn't sink any on the break....ROFLMAO!! i love that chic!!!
***quickly i want to interject that if i had remembered to bring my camera's usb cord to work with me today you would be looking at a picture of my holey sock and toe sticking out***
even with the distraction method we were still playing poorly...things were looking bleak..they got even bleaker when i said to one of the guys..
fraggles ...."for your own good you should really let us win...i know you're expecting some sexy "tawny kitain in a whitesnake video" crawl...but what's really going to happen is my old fat ass is going to get stuck underneath that table and your going to have to pull me out...not pretty...do yourselves a favor and let us win"
young guy..."whitesnake? huh? who is tawny kitain?"
that made me feel GREAT. the kid didn't even know who whitesnake is.
needless to say....we lost AGAIN!!! the young guys turned out to be more gentleman than we expected and didn't require us to crawl...we did however honor them with shots
after the big pool game show down i got up and sang some karaoke with friends. i was having a great time, flitting around, socializing, meeting new people, etc... and then i meet a guy! not just a guy...but a "guy"!!! we spent some time chatting, we were hitting it off, and all of the sudden...all of the sudden...WE ARE KISSING!!!!
AGAIN?! yep, again. i'm baffled as to how this keeps happening lol!!!
promiscuous lips? you betcha! but i figure...i'm single, i'm having fun, and i'm NOT sleeping with anybody...just kissing bunches ;)
the funniest part about the kissing is that while me and the random guy are kissing my girlfriend "s" and her boyfriend "j" suddenly turned into my parents...
"s" yells..."fraggles! WHAT the hell are you doing?!"
***fraggles ignores and enjoys the kiss***
"s" yells to her boyfriend "J!!!! GO GET HER!"
so i feel "j" pulling me away by my shirt..."j" is laughing at me and says...sorry but the boss says you gotta knock it off!
before i'm whisked away to the time-out chair the guy and i exchange numbers and we've been talking since this weekend ;)
