i've only been up for 2 hours and already i'm having a bad day. I got out of bed this morning and took a step towards the door and managed to stand on a plug, which had somehow moved from the sideboard to the middle of the floor. So with bruised foot I hobbled to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet and the toilet seat came off. So pants around my ankles, I ended up on the floor, still on the toilet seat, banging my head on the tiled wall. After finishing in the bathroom (I got back up to use the toilet I didn't stay on the floor lol) I limped into the kitchen to make myself some breakfast. I managed to drop a loaf of bread on the floor, smash a bowl and stub my toe! after finally eating some breakfast without destroying my kitchen...I had a cigarette, dropping it down my top and burning my breast in the process!...great. I'm now on the sofa, not daring to move anything but my thumbs, which I need to type this. I'm having a bad day. I might not message back later as I may of decapItated myself with a spoon!
Yamaho1313 posted on Dec 23, 2008
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Yamaho1313 said on Dec 23, 2008....
Just to add to that, in the 5 minutes it took me to write that blog, I have managed to cut my arm on a pillow. Yes a pillow. A little sharp feather was hanging out so when I moved my arm to scratch my forehead, which still hurts by the way, and cut myself. May only be a tiny scratch but it was enough to produce blood.... Amusing yet midly painfull! -
uniquely-ironic said on Dec 23, 2008....
OMG!! Go back to bed and start over! LOL Sorry to laugh, but you make me feel downright successful this morning. -
fragglesrock said on Dec 25, 2008....
oh my goodness! i truly hope you are all recovered and having a merry christmas!!! now...i have a question...do these things happen to you often or was this a rare occurance? i seem to be a magnet for those type of things!! -
Yamaho1313 said on Dec 25, 2008....
Uniquely-ironic ... Lol I just sat on the sofa for the rest of the day. I need wrapping up in bubble wrap lol. fraggles ... I am also a magnet for these things. I could trip over a piece of cotton and choke on a glass of milk. Lol. I've had a good christmas thanks x will put up a blog shortly telling of my drama's today lol. Hope you had a good christmas too peeps x k x -
pusscat said on Dec 28, 2008....
Oh Yama, you poor thing - but this is so funny! Sorry - trying not to laugh but when u_i said, you make her look down right successful this morning, I just cracked up!!
If there is a cupboard to bang my head on, I will. I am only a size 3 shoe but can still manage to just trip up on flat carpet ha ha! I still have a picture of you in my head on the floor but still sitting on the toilet seat!! Those pesky feathers! Done that one too ha ha!
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Yamaho1313 said on Dec 31, 2008....
lol.. i must admit i laughed at myself at the time and reading this back... i am so accident prone it's unbelieveable x
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