SPERM
It is a story happened in a first class university in US
During the biology class, professor explain that sperm contain high ratio of glucose
A girl raise her hand and ask
[if i'm not mistaken, you mean glucose in man's sperm as much as sugar ?]
[Yes!] professor said, and ready to show some data
then the girl question again:
[Why it isn't sweet when taste?]
Out of sudden, everyone in class laugh roughly, and the pity girl sense that she is saying something wrong.
She feel shame, take her book and walk out the class room without saying anything.
but the moment she step out the door, the professor's give a very classic answer.
he said:
[It taste not sweet, is because the sense of sweet is in the front of your tongue, but not your throat]
During the biology class, professor explain that sperm contain high ratio of glucose
A girl raise her hand and ask
[if i'm not mistaken, you mean glucose in man's sperm as much as sugar ?]
[Yes!] professor said, and ready to show some data
then the girl question again:
[Why it isn't sweet when taste?]
Out of sudden, everyone in class laugh roughly, and the pity girl sense that she is saying something wrong.
She feel shame, take her book and walk out the class room without saying anything.
but the moment she step out the door, the professor's give a very classic answer.
he said:
[It taste not sweet, is because the sense of sweet is in the front of your tongue, but not your throat]
Rodeo Position
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions:
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "what is it?"
"Well, its when you get your mate down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. You then reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and then you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's', and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions:
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "what is it?"
"Well, its when you get your mate down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. You then reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and then you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's', and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."
Marriage
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying"
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying"
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Powerful Wife
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous andpowerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?"
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous andpowerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?"
Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
Warning
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning
Humor
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
Wrong guy
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
