As this holiday season gets closer and closer to the end we must remember to be nice to our atheist friends. We must remember that Christmas is a religious holiday. Just that statement alone can strike fear into the atheist heart.
Say it in slow motion...
CHRIST....mas... is... a... RELIGIOUS.... HOLY..... DAY
It just drips with connotations of reverence, and church, and praying, saying grace, and all the awful terrible uncomfortable things that make atheists cringe.
With Christmas comes Christmas lights, trees, cards, decorations, people saying Merry Christmas, and many other revolting things that try to indoctrinate people into religion. Now being Christmas is a religious holiday and our country along with freedom OF religion we also have freedom FROM religion. So we must do our best to prevent such things from coming in contact with atheists.
We must also put emphasis on something that is like sunlight to a vampire, the dreaded nativity scene. This extremist religious tool is used to indoctrinate unsuspecting atheists and has often made atheist heads explode. This cannot be shown anywhere in public and if you have one in your house put a black sheet over it when atheists come to visit.
To keep our atheist friends free FROM religion we must keep watch. When they visit, walk by your house, or come anywhere near, be on guard and cover up anything that could cause undo strain on the atheist mindset. Anything else is religious persecution. Many atheists faced persecution for many years in schools where the religious relic known as the Christmas tree was posted in schools to trap unsuspecting children. Thank non-God for valiant groups like the ACLU who have put a stop to such terrible outrages to our atheist citizens.
