The House Shopping Gate Crasher: One day Steve Mapes was going to look for a new house. Steve had an argument with his next door neighbor so it was time for Daddy to move Steve once again. Steve's father had to keep paying to shuffle him around to a new place every time other human beings just couldn't take it any more. Steve reaps havoc wherever he goes to his neighbors.
One day while Steve was going to look at a house he noticed there was a gate at the end of the drive.Iit was locked. It was latched. TMB typical mapes behavior is about to predict the outcome of this true story. Steve then rams the gate with the excuse in mind "I'll tell them it was like that and someone else did it". What a brilliant plan by Steve. Steve crashes the gate like the self serving person he is and goes on the property to look at the house. The realtor pulls up shortly after while Steve is out of his truck peeking in the windows of this house. The real estate lady then says "Sir, you crashed down the gate, you are trespassing". Steve then trys to implement his plan by saying, Oh yes, I am Steve Mapes, the gate was crashed down when I drove up". The Woman's reply was then "Oh really, I was hear 15 minutes ago and locked the gate personally". Busted.
Does one really have to guess as to what happens next. Knowing his plan is foiled Steve starts screaming at the lady "YOU FIN BI...etc etc etc" screaming at her for calling him a liar. He was threatening this woman saying "Don't you know who I am?". Followed by Steve's usual screaming rant "I can do whatever the hell I want!". Wanting no part of Steve's mental illness the woman quickly dials 911. Just like when Steve was busted at the U stop on stockwell ave., Steve said "Call the Cops, I have my freedom". Of course the cops had to come out and set Steve straight once again with a nice citation for breaking the law. Then of course we all had to hear about it as Steve has always been proud of all his criminal conquests.