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Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given her.

If you give her love,

she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house,

she'll give you a home.

If you give her food,

she'll make you a meal.

If you give her a smile,

she'll give you her heart.

So, if you give her any crap,

be ready for a ton of shit.





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  • kruuyai said on Dec 20, 2008....
    I Thınk I'm goıng to prınt thıs out and put ıt to use.  Hello from Turkey agaın, beyond.  I just arrıved ın Antalya today.  Prague ıs hıstory!  :)  And belıeve ıt or not... ıt's really cold here!  Merry Chrıstmas!
  • diabolicdame said on Dec 20, 2008....
    lol.. that is all true!!
  • fragglesrock said on Dec 20, 2008....
    thanks for posting...it's a goodie :)
  • silver_phoenix said on Dec 20, 2008....
    therefore, you better not give me any shit beyond!
  • beyondtheveil said on Dec 20, 2008....
    kruubabe- I'm glad you made it to Turkey. I know you were anxious to get there. I'll be expecting some of those stories of yours like no one else tells them. And I wouldn't have thought that part of Turkey would be cold either. I'm in shirtsleeves here. Remember, if you hitch hike, don't use your thumb.

    diabo- Yea its true, especially the last part.

    fraggles- I liked it, glad you did too.

    phoxie- C'mon...I'd never do that. Unless I had a chance.


  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Dec 20, 2008....

    This is heartwarming, beyond <3

    [sniffs]

    paper ~

    [waves to kruu]

    :)))))))))))) blubbies, kruu!!!


  • Hegemone said on Dec 21, 2008....
    Good one, lol.  *laughing loudly* It's funny cuz it's true!
  • Me-Myself&I said on Dec 21, 2008....
    10-4 good buddy! ;~)
  • Mamie said on Dec 22, 2008....
    true that! Why do people question this? It is basic math! Happy holidays!! mamie
  • beyondtheveil said on Dec 22, 2008....
    You women are all alike.......
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 23, 2008....

    hahahahahahhahah so true!!!!!!!!!!!

    and i even carry my own shit!!!

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