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i had my medical examination today.
 
we need this medical examination for our job. and since it's gonna be christmas break soon i decided to do it now...
 
the clinic where i'm gonna take this medical exam is farther than the place where  i work...
 
so yeah another 2 and half or more travel time....
 
one of those medical exams is to have a stool sample...
 
my colleague suggested that i can bring my shit and put it in ice. since i travel for more than two hours...
 
so...
 
i was carrying my own shit when i was riding a tricycle.
 
when i was riding an fx. (a public transportation).
 
when i went inside the mall because i had sweetheart's christmas present printed in a tshirt. (by the way i called him when i was in the mall and told him i was carrying my own shit inside the mall in ice. he laugh his ass off. lol)
 
when i rode the train i was carrying my own shit.
 
when i rode the taxi i was carrying my own shit.
 
and when i went in the clinic they didnt accept my shit...
 
the two hours has passed and the ice melted...
 
so i have to go to a fastfood and had anotehr stool sample...
 
why am i telling you guys about this???
 
it's so damn funny....
 
so anyone here carried their own shit for a long time???
 
 
keep on blogging!!!


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  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Dec 20, 2008....

    well, shit happens, lol ;)

    ate papel ~




  • queenparanoia said on Dec 20, 2008....
    paper: yup. it does happen... ;-)
  • fragglesrock said on Dec 20, 2008....
    a "poopsicle"!!!! haha!!!
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 20, 2008....
    fraggle; you wanna lick my shit???? lol... ;-)
  • destinydiva said on Dec 20, 2008....
    lmao!!!  this queenieP!! is hilarious :-) xx
  • Hegemone said on Dec 20, 2008....
    *wiping tears of laughter away* Queenie, lmao, I can't say that I've ever had to carry my own shit, literally.  I've had to carry dog poop samples to the vet before though!  I think it's a whole 'nother level carrying your own though ... I do have to ask, did they at least dispose of your melted shit for you, or did they make you do that to?  I bet I could tell you where I would want it put it if I'd gone through all that hassle just to be told it wasn't acceptable ... I mean, seriously, shit is shit! lmao
  • wishyouwerehere said on Dec 20, 2008....
    A poopsicle!  Oh my goodness, Queenie, I am laughing so hard I snorted!
  • rmuxagirl said on Dec 20, 2008....
    hahaha oh my gosh I come back to this post!  First time back to soulcast in a few months and I read about you carrying your own poo.  nice
  • pusscat said on Dec 20, 2008....
    Oh jeez my sides and belly hurt!!  I was already giggling after coming from one of Lucy's posts.   Now you nearly kill me off with laughter!!

    Can you imagine if this blog was put in one of those time capsule thingies and an alien species came across it?!?  I can here them now...."they were a more backward race than we even THOUGHT they were, how on this earth did they manage to survive for so long?!"... ha ha ha!

    You have just finished my day of so brilliantly queenie.   I have always wondered though (I do think of the strangest things I know) how do people get their own stool sample?  I mean where do you do the shit?  If it's in the loo, how do you get the shit out?  If it's not in the loo, how do you get a good position anywhere else?  Sorry - is it just me that thinks these things?. . . LOL is an understatement!  guess which tag I picked ha ha!
  • Me-Myself&I said on Dec 20, 2008....
    Holy shit! lol... waterlogged poop huh! lol... oh dear don't know what to say. you're too much. have a good one take care ~see ya
  • rupert7 said on Dec 20, 2008....
    Queenie......perhaps you should leave the poo where nature put it, then when you get to where it has to go, deposit it there!  You know......poo in their pan. That way you don't make a stink!   hehehe.
  • RollingC said on Dec 20, 2008....
    When you think about it..don't we all carry our own shit all the time ?
    Until we go to the bathroom !
    ...heh....

  • queenparanoia said on Dec 20, 2008....
    destiny: hehehehehehe it's so funny i have to share this!!!
     
    hegemone: dog po??? ewwww.. yeah i threw it out at their trash can!! god i hope it smells...
     
    wishyouwerehre: i should have entitled this the poopsicle...lol.... ;-)
     
    rmuxagirl:ohmygod welcome back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girl i miss you!!!! nice to see you blogging again!!!
     
    pusscat: it's a talent to get the poo into the bottle lol... and i'm glad i didnt miss!!!
     
    memy: thank you!!!
     
    rupert: lol i think i would that for now on...
     
    rollingc: ohmygod youre so right... ;-)
  • kelly said on Dec 20, 2008....
    Well, yes.  When backpacking in certain areas the human use is heavy enough that to reduce environmental impact you are required to "pack it out."  Oh, yeah....
  • husbandhater said on Dec 20, 2008....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    SHIT on the go. Shit to go. Shit on ice. Cool ya shit. Wow shitcicles. poo on ice,poopycicles

  • RollingC said on Dec 20, 2008....
    Actually carrying your shit around only ads to this list that I had :

     
    Examples:
    You can get shit-faced,
    Be shit out of luck,
    or have shit for brains.
    With a little effort,
    you can get your shit together,
    Find a place for your shit, Or
    be asked to shit or get off the pot.
    You can smoke shit,
    buy shit,
    sell shit,
    lose shit,
    find shit,
    forget shit,
    and tell others to eat shit.
    Some people know their shit, while
    others can't tell the difference
    between Shit and Shinola.
    There are lucky shits,
    dumb shits,
    crazy shits,
    There is bull shit,
    horse shit and
    chicken shit.
    You can throw shit,
    sling shit,
    catch shit,
    shoot the shit,
    or duck when the shit hits the fan.
    You can give a shit or
    serve shit on a shingle.
    You can find yourself in deep shit
    or be happier than a pig in shit.
    Some days are colder than shit,
    some days are hotter than shit,
    and some days are just plain shitty.
    Some music sounds like shit,
    things can look like shit,
    and there are times when you feel like shit.
    You can have too much shit,
    not enough shit,
    the right shit,
    the wrong shit or
    a lot of weird shit.
    You can carry shit,
    have a mountain of shit, or find
    yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
    fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
    When you stop to consider all the facts,
    it's the basic building block of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your shit,
    you don't need to know anything else!
  • rupert7 said on Dec 21, 2008....
    and don't forget.....some people give you the shits!!

    nice list  Rolling!!!!
  • rupert7 said on Dec 21, 2008....
    and don't forget.....some people give you the shits!!

    nice list  Rolling!!!!
  • crudebusinessman said on Dec 21, 2008....

    man its so interesting reading your posts on carrying your own shit.

    I gotta give you merits for that, your probably one of the rare few champions in the world to date that have displayed determination. haahahaha

    but I still gotta say I like your spirit. I hope you never have to carry your own shit again.

  • pusscat said on Dec 21, 2008....
    RollingC - you are the man!! 

    Popular in the UK, when someone asks what's for dinner and we don't have anything in, we say "Shit with sugar on".  Just my two penn'orth to add to your list :-))
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 21, 2008....

    kelly: pack it out... oh yeah i like that!

    HH: oh dear youre full of shitty terms...lol...

    rollingc: wow dude... you know a lot of shit!!!!

    rupert: thanks for adding that!!!

    crude: dude i think that would be last time iw ould carry my own shit..lol...

    pusscat: wow thanks for adding that on the list!!!!

  • Mamie said on Dec 22, 2008....
    this is hysterical and I add my vote that Rolling knows the most shit! mamie
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 22, 2008....
    mamie: nice to see you mamie!!! and totally agree with you... ;-)
  • Mamie said on Dec 22, 2008....
    thanks Queenie! I have been out causing a ruckus, just like always! I am still laughing at this!! mamie
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 23, 2008....
    mamie: i'm glad that it made you laugh... ;-)

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