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Just to be safe I bought some of this.  You never know when Christmas will sneak up on you and you're fresh out of men to kiss you!!

Yes, another addition to the weird-ologist basket.  Found in the floral department of Safeway.  No, I wasn't buying myself flowers, it was on the way to the deli.



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  • pickersplock said on Dec 15, 2008....
    That really is weird..................you'd think beer would work better than chocolate.
  • silver_phoenix said on Dec 15, 2008....
    hi u-i! this is funny! to think, i could just hold that over my head and several men would flock over...in order to grab the chocolate for themselves!! haha :-D
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 15, 2008....
    pickers - LMAO  I bet you could hang a six pack from the doorway and attract more men that way then with this or mistletoe!!
     
    silver - hey, any attention is good attention, right? no?
  • pickersplock said on Dec 15, 2008....
    ..............It's just that; well, being the woman that I am, leaves me privy to certain information (if you get my drift) and it's my contention, that this chocolate would attract more FEMALES than males!
    And I'm just not into that!
  • fragglesrock said on Dec 15, 2008....
    omg!!! i have to have me one of those!!! "I LOVE IT!" ***kicking up leg!***
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 15, 2008....
    pickers - LOL  Hmmm, you could be right.  I think a guy holding this over his head would be more successful collecting kisses.
     
    fraggles - ROFL [snarfs] yes, I can see that this would be a powerful tool in your hands.
  • fragglesrock said on Dec 15, 2008....
    powerful tool?! good lord i would hope so...i need all the "tools" i can get.. ;)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 15, 2008....
    fraggles - well, far be it to keep a tool out a woman's hands.  Keep an eye out for it.  Hopefully it arrives before Christmas.
  • fragglesrock said on Dec 15, 2008....
    UNI!!!! you are too funny! no, no, you keep it...it needs to stay in your collection..roflmao :)  you know..."with great power comes great responsibility"...i am quite sure i would abuse that power ;)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 15, 2008....
    fraggles - yes, this is true (about power).  I think at the very least it would put us at orange alert on the national level should you be handed the tool of mass puckerations.
  • fragglesrock said on Dec 15, 2008....
    mass puckerations...well i might just have to use that one ***fraggles writing it down on a slip of paper and tucking it away for future use***
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 15, 2008....
    kiss me baby with chocolate covered lips! I love this one... freak! you are a freak of nature girl!
  • Hegemone said on Dec 15, 2008....
    I have to go back to the comment about holding up a six pack ... that could be even more effective, earning you more than just a kiss ... if one falls and knocks him out, well, he's not going anywhere anytime soon and that makes prime possiblities for more fun.  Then again ... it could warrant a hospital trip or a man running screaming from your home.  Either way, it's sure to be entertaining, lol.

    Uni, you're getting too good at finding all these weird things ... but I am so happy you're sharing them with us.
  • silver_phoenix said on Dec 15, 2008....
    u-i: hell, i don't even need the damn chocolate to grab male attention! must be my boobs...haha :-D
  • beyondtheveil said on Dec 15, 2008....
    unique- I don't know how you come across all these things. I need to look around and see if we have a specialty weirdo-shop. My grocery store just doesn't have them. Maybe its a California thing.

    phoxie- That's what got my attention.
  • winterslight said on Dec 16, 2008....
    you find the best stuff! i bet your friends cant wait  to get gifts from you!
     
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 16, 2008....
    Lucy - I'll have to share another chocolate kiss suggestion with you some time so that you can share chocolate with your hubby.  I am also an accomplished chocolate-ologist. ;)
     
    Hege - a knocked down man can be a good man to find! ;) LOL  Yes, it is an eerie talent.  I'm glad you're enjoying it.
     
    silver - true, but this is like a free pass to kiss those men your boobs alone can't attract!
     
    BTV - It might be a California thing.  There is a whole lotta weird in California.
     
    winters - LOL  they eagerly wait and secretly fight back that tickle of fear.  bwa ha ha ha ha
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 16, 2008....
    I'm not a huge chocolate fan actually, I eat it maybe once a month.. err of course that time of the month...
     
     
  • silver_phoenix said on Dec 16, 2008....
    now u-i, which men would they be??? i don't think i'd want the men that aren't into my boobs!

    beyond- yeah i know. =P
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 16, 2008....
    Lu - I would eat it daily if it was available to me.  Luckily I am too lazy to go buy it.
     
    silver - well, there is a very small group that try to pretend that they don't notice boobs.  I know, weird, but it is real.  They are fun to tease.
  • silver_phoenix said on Dec 16, 2008....
    ohhhh u-i, those boys....haha they can pretend all they want but they won't get any play! muHaHa :-D  
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 16, 2008....
    silver - I see you like to tease them too.  Good for you!
  • queenparanoia said on Dec 18, 2008....
    hahahahah funny... ;-)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Dec 18, 2008....
    queenie - Isn't it?

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