beyondtheveil posted on Dec 14, 2008
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check you when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 's' in the word lisp?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people continually return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string with a vacuum a dozen times, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it back down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why do we say "its all right" when someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart?
Why is it that when you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you manage to knock something else over?
Why is it that when statistics say one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness and three out of four of your friends are fine which leaves you, its ok?
and lastly...
Why in winter do we do we keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat?
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Me-Myself&I said on Dec 14, 2008....
*smile* lol.... ohh you are bored huh!?
they were great whys. i tryed to see which one was the best, but they all are true! *smile* thank you for the giggle of the day! have a nice day. ~see ya
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PAPERBACKWRITER said on Dec 14, 2008....
why am i bookmarking, instead of baking! LOL
coming back laterrrrrrrr beyond !
[blows flying kiss to MeMy]
paper ~
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Me-Myself&I said on Dec 14, 2008....
PAPER ~ kisses to you sweet dear soul! *smile* -
beyondtheveil said on Dec 14, 2008....
memy- I'm sitting here early in the morning all by myself on third cup of coffee.
See you later, papergirl.
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travelr712 said on Dec 14, 2008....
well, i don't keep my hous at 96, i keep it at 72. but the rest of them were hillarious! -
beyondtheveil said on Dec 14, 2008....
trav- I keep mine at 68 and its still warm in winter. -
Twylarants said on Dec 14, 2008....
Questions for the ages, Beyond. Generations to come will be pondering these mysteries. Ok, maybe not the Tarzan one, but the others for sure.
As for the vacuum/string one, I just pick the string up and shove it into the vacuum.
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gingersoul said on Dec 14, 2008....
BeyBey........more importantly.........why i can't skip reading any of your posts, even when they are silly like this one?.......lol.....
Having my second cup of coffee, my friend, and its warm and windy in this side of Texas.....how about yours?
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beyondtheveil said on Dec 14, 2008....
twyla- I agree, the Tarzan one isn't too important. I used to try to make the vacuum get the string until I wised up and now carry it with me 'till I find a trash can.
ginsoul- I get silly when I'm bored. And yes, its windy, supposed to reach 45 mph today. I noticed on another post you were going shopping and to dinner with friends. Well, ok, leave me here and carry on with your life...(looks wistfully at the ceiling).
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pusscat said on Dec 14, 2008....
You know it never matters with these if you have seen them before cos they crack me up each time I read them.
The one that really made me laugh and cringe all at the same time?. . ."Why do people keep running over a string with a vacuum a dozen times, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it back down to give the vacuum one more chance? " OMG - I do that so many times ha ha!
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beyondtheveil said on Dec 14, 2008....
pusscat- The one I like best is about the stars and wet paint. I've noticed things like this throughout life and its so true. -
lionesss said on Dec 14, 2008....
ha ha ha...oh the 1st line about the batteries is just great and so true, and at times you rub em or swap em ova in the hope it will do the trick, classic love em all...x -
mobil said on Dec 14, 2008....
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gingersoul said on Dec 14, 2008....
BeyBey.......i am back...did you miss me?.......:-)
Oh and the temperature has dropped from 70 degree (no kidding, i was short sleeve and sandals this morning and a/c in the car and open windows at home) to a crazy 45 that feels like 37 degree right now....and in the matter of one hour.....
Now....you tell me...how can people in Texas keep their sanity?....lol...
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beyondtheveil said on Dec 14, 2008....
ginsoul- I just wrote you a long comment and SC gobbled it with a screen that said "500-internal service error". It gobbled my comment to mobil too. I've had that problem going from one page to another this evening.
Anyway, yes, I did miss you and living in Dallas weather is like living with a witch who slides up to you with niceys and then slaps you in the face with something nasty. She changes quick as underwear. Our weather is like living with a warm little girl that throws a temper tantrum a couple times a year. Hope you have a cuddly night.
mobil- I think I asked you where the devil you been all day?
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