Evolve reads (1):
Who's reading Evolve (0):
  • Currently, no one

The page you were looking for no longer exists

Well my mother had five kids.But there's a twist,we all have different fathers. I know what your thinking. And the answer is no,my Mom was not a whore. She just a made a few bad choices.Ok, 5 bad choices but she doesn't regret having us. 
My mom and my dad fought alot. But my dad left the relationship dancing. Because thats what he did when my mom threw a hot pan of chicking grease on his ass. I remember him running around the house screaming smelling like fried chicken. I like fried chicking so I didn't mind smelling it. Lol...
My dad got burnt pretty bad.But he had a good sense of humor.Because when we played super heros together. I'd be superman and he'd be Third Degree Burn Man. He had the power to give third degree burns 
 
My brother Rassells father which was my moms fifth husband made the big mistake and hit her. It was no big deal,she just ran him over with the car. He's alright even though he walks with a limp now. He was always saying "Sometimes love hurts! " I'm like "Yeah with a '75 Chevy Nova!" But he was a very good man. He always helped me with my home work. 
But I found out late in the years he died of a heart attack. Rest in Peace,Greg. 
I don't remember meeting my sister Tiny's Father. Or my two older brothers,Melvin and Leroy's Fathers. I guess I was to young to remember. 
My mom had a boyfriend soon after her violent break up with Greg. But as soon as he heard what happened to my moms former husbands he left and filed for the witness protection program."Lol...Okay I'm kidding but he didn't come back !" 
My mom was not a violent woman . She just didn't take no man's shit. Momma didn't play! 
I love my Mom and I don't care how much wrong she do.She could be robbing a bank and I'm right there with her! 
I'd be pointing a gun at the bank teller and be like "Momma says she wants the money in 5's and 10's ! Put it in the bag! And she wants a roll of quarters for the laundry !" Lol... Love ya Mom!


del.icio.us Digg reddit StumbleUpon

Comment on "Still crying with laughter"

life family relationships marriage Entertainment (Click to add tags below)

(Separate tags using commas, for example: New York, dating, vegetarian)
Comment Anonymously

It had to happen eventually....
....its starting to look like that is not in the stars for me....
thoughts about my life as a former hostess and a mother of two...
Well it's official: The Fox network has announced that Ellen DeGeneres will be joining the judge's table for the 9th season of the hit TV show that showcases unknown talents who are trying to make it in the big time, American Idol....
The big draws in the Western Caribbean include such stops as Belize, Cozumel, Grand Cayman Island and Costa Maya....