So M has been back a couple of days, but last night (or at least 1/2 of it) was the first night she spent at home. I came home early-ish and found Molly crated with no one home. Around midnight, while Molly and I were sleeping M came home, so I kicked Molly out of my bed.
I got up a little bit early and was getting ready to head out the door. I've decided to go up to Napa to spend the day with my daughter. It's a little bit expensive on my budget but really worth it. As I was finishing up I smelled this ....... odor. The distinct and stomach turning odor of dog shit.
At first I cracked a joke with M. Telling her to stop feeding that dog beans. I assumed it was a dog fart, since she bombs us with them regularly. Then as I walked into the living room to put my shoes on I saw it. OMG I knew M was gonna be pissed. Molly had left a really big pile of poop on her brand new area carpet!!!
I told M, who immediately jumped out of bed and started scolding Molly. She told me she had just let her out to pee. I found that ironic since there was also a puddle of pee a few inches away from the poop ....... on the carpet. I'm starting to think that M isn't cut out to potty train Molly.
The heater in the apartment kicked on and the M turned on me. Had I turned the heater on? Duh yes! I told her I turned it on when I got home. Did I leave it on all night? (really, is this a real question?) Yes, I guess I did. She Hmmmpt and sighed and said "Well, I wondered why it was so hot last night. But, if you want to keep the heater on you'll just have to pay the bill when it comes in. And it's expensive."
At this point I wanted to poop on her new carpet. I heated a similarly sized apartment and it never went over $130 even in the dead of winter. I kept it toasty warm as well, not medium freezing like this place. I bit my tongue and turned the heater off before I left. I hope she has icecycles on her tits when I get home tonight. Even Molly begged at the door to come with me.
So, my life this weekend will likely revolve around a poopy dog, a pissy roommate and my partially frozen body. I think I'll figure out how to get an electric blanket and use that to defrost.
