Sorry but I have to do it!  Now that we have shown as a country we can overcome hatred and bias and elect a black person as commander and chief then I am going to be the first white person to tell a couple of racist jokes.  Black people, you are going to have to some time laugh at yourself so take it easy.

We have to start out easy and people are going to get offended but these are funny and it is important.

I heard these terrible jokes, and these are so terrible that they are in the rhelm of terrible and funny jokes.

Here they are:

#1

What is ironic about a black person becoming President?

Even after becoming president they still have federally funded housing.

#2

What do you call a black person in a tree with a bunch of monkeys?

Branch manager.

God that is terrible!!!!

Some day a black guy is going to just kick my ass!  So if these offend you then you may say anything, call me anything, yell at me, call me a honky cracker, just give it to me and I will understand.