She drank it down and gave a bellow,
then turned her skin from fair to yellow.
Her eyes were holes that dripped with lust,
its mouth was dry and full of dust.

     Reading about Holocaust Revisionist ideas is like being viciously sexually assaulted by a giant alien tongue. A giant alien tongue bent on nothing more than giving its victim a gut-renching, mind-blowing orgasm. "Oh no! A giant alien tongue! ..and it's horny!! No please...don't lick my strangely erect penis! No...not the head, anything but the head!!"

     My point, dees and gentlemen, is that something which is at first intimidating, scary and too horrible to imagine, may turn into something very pleasurable, rewarding and possibly even ...stimulating.

     I'll try to keep this post hip and in harmony with some sort of personal style, you may find this a little dry. But...if you do, just grab some lube (WET's flavored intimacy gel for the go-getters) and put your teeth back in because we're going dancing!

and....*scene*

     I, your young, brash, dashingly handsome narrator will first explain what a revisionist is. I am a Revisionist (of the h.caust.), I am not a Nazi, I don't hate black people, gay people, especially not jewish people. (It was a jewish friend that introduced me to H.Revisionism) Simply put, I like my history like I like my extasy, pure and unadulterated.

     Auschwitz, you know the name. Do you know how many people died there? Do you know how they died or why they died? Do you wanna bet? "But Midnite, all those 4 million prisoners were rounded up and stuck in the gas chambers, everyone knows that!"

     No one believes 4 million people died at Auschwitz anymore, it was a number that the Russians spit off the top of their head when they liberated the camp, and it just kind of stuck. It's now accepted that the 4 million number which was canon until the early 90's was just as fake as cow tipping. "In July 1990 the Auschwitz State Museum in Poland, along with Israel's Yad Vashem Holocaust Center, suddenly announced that altogether perhaps one million people (both Jews and non-Jews) died there." Mark Weber, Auschwitz Myth's and Facts.

     Thanks Marky for that sweet cite. Please tell us more, "One prominent Holocaust historian, Gerald Reitlinger, has estimated that perhaps 700,000 or so Jews perished at Auschwitz. More recently, Holocaust historian Jean-Claude Pressac has estimated that about 800,000 persons -- of whom 630,000 were Jewish -- perished at Auschwitz. While even such lower figures are incorrect, they show how the Auschwitz story has changed drastically over the years"

     Venturing further down the rabbit hole, (while researching for this post) I found out that the Auschwitz officials kept "death books" for all the dead people at the camp. Yeah, they recorded all the names, ages, professions, religion, pre-Auschwitz residence, cause of death (from the camp physician) and death certificates of all the people that died in Aushwitz. "The death books themselves are wartime German camp records, which were captured by the Soviets towards the end of the war, and hidden in Soviet achieves, until released to the Red Cross in 1989." vancouver.indymedia.org/news/2004/08/156377.php

"The death books consist of 46 volumes which document each death at Auschwitz...The records for the most important years, 1942 and 1943, are almost complete (there are also a few volumes for the year 1941, but none for the year 1944 or January 1945 (when Auschwitz was evacuated). The Auschwitz death books contain the death certificates of some 69,000 individuals, of whom about 30,000 were listed as Jews."

     Alright, so this post isnt so much of me, blathering on like an idiot. More of a presentation of other peoples ideas and discoveries. Sue me. Alright, so you get it. I get it. The number of dead bodies is highly disputed. Lets move on, to the gas chambers. and some shit that just dont stink like it should.

     I dont know about you, but in highschool we had like a Holocaust week. All week was like dedicated to learning about all the different atrocities of the Holocaust. I, like everyone else I knew, just lapped that shit up. No questions asked. Then a friend incited some curiousity, injected some critical/analytical thinking processes into my brain. To reference an earlier post, I took it inside of me, let it sit, warm and gooey inside my head. I was just unlucky enough that it festered, festered and produced some twisted truth-fruit fetus.

     One of the most important facts about the Holocaust that I learned in school, was about the gas chambers. And how Zyklon B. gas was used to kill so many people cramped into the gas chamber. If you recall, the procedure was as follows. They herded the poor bastards into the chamber, then the executioners on the roof would open these little door things and poor the Zyklon B, powderd form, onto the victims below.

     This is how they all said it went down. Just like that. Also, all the people would be dead in like 15 or so minutes, some account even less time. I was taught that some people survived by having found an air pocket inbetween bodies in the chamber. Well, its bullshit man. Totally. Zyklon B is a liquid, if you pour a kilogram of it (in powdered form) on people, it has to first evaporate to kill anyone. Here's the kicker, it would take like 18 hours to do that!! In a room at 15-18 degrees celcius, which is around the average temperatures in the Auschwitz chambers during the middle of fucking summer. Don't believe me, eat your hearts out..here's a zyklon b test on humans.

Well, I dont know if im wasting my valuable time here, so I'm going to stop. Depending on views I'll do a part two and three.

-Midnite.