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1. What happens to your body as you age?
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

2. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

3. What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

4. How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow.

5. How are the main parts of the body categorized?
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

6. What is the Fibula?
A small lie.

7. What does "varicose" mean?
Nearby.

8. What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

9. Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

10. What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor.

11. What is a terminal illness?
When you are sick at the airport

12. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.



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Comments

  • starchini said on Dec 10, 2008....
    oh that hilarious!
  • Twylarants said on Dec 10, 2008....
    #5 cracked me up!
  • beyondtheveil said on Dec 10, 2008....
    Perfectly logical answers far as I'm concerned. 
  • one_wired_kitty said on Dec 10, 2008....
    They make sense to me ;)
  • fragglesrock said on Dec 11, 2008....
    #2 had me cracking up!!! thanks...i needed a good laugh :)
  • Hegemone said on Dec 11, 2008....
    Too funny.  This one reminds me of a story.
    8. What is the most common form of birth control?
    Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

    Heh I was a little reversed on this when I was about 8.  I wanted to go live in a condom!  Lol, one friend that KNEW what it was just stopped, looked at me and began laughing like a hyena ... from that day forth I knew the difference between condoms and condominiums.

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