Razulki posted on Aug 22, 2006
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Removing the wiastband of your jeans to turn them into faux lowriders does not make you sexy unless you were previously in poession of that capacity. Further doing this so that you can then show off the waistband of your grannie panties is an active and powerful turnoff. The two of these things compounded together had me contemplating the potential of putting my eyes out with my keys as this seemed less painful.
In the future please be slightly, vuagely, roughly, more considerate.
Many thanks and have an excellent day.
wishyouwerehere
posted 5 days ago
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Tags: humor, kids, funny
Fair warning, TBS - Not what you think! This has very little to do with actual turtles.
So, I am driving my sister's children home from day camp this afternoon when my nephews decide that an education is in order.
"Ti Ti (aunt... read entire post
I looked up on the hill, and there was hubby holding down a huge white, furry bear! He had duct-taped the front paws together, and the back paws together---and he was laughing as he threatened to unleash it at me!
I was cowered in a room loo... read entire post
We recently bought some Chinese Chicken Noodle fast food packages meant for instant meals.
After I squinted without my glasses at the directions for several minutes, I just slapped the box back into the dry cabinet and decided I would fool wi... read entire post
luke
posted 4 days ago
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Tags: funny, joke, jokes, humor
Forest Gump and St. Peter
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you.... read entire post
nytquill17
posted 1 day ago
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A little wisdom from Ray Romano... read entire post