* The watercooler never talks out loud, only thinks to itself.
* The watercooler dislikes the useless talks of workers that take
place around it.

Human worker #1: hey bill, how are you?
Human worker #2: good man..u chuck?
Watercooler: why can't these people get their water and go back to
their cubicle hole?...the same old conversations..."how are
you?..good...how are you? ..good
Human Worker #1: u know how it is...the same as always.....
Human worker #1: how was your weekend?
Human worker #2: good..u know.. just took family and kids to the park,
hung out..oh..u know wut..my kid said the funniest thing..
Watercooler: oh God...here we go...nobody wants to hear about your kid
Human worker #1: oh...wow..that kid of yours...he's a funny little guy...
Watercooler: aye!...stop lyin...u know u don't care
Human worker #2: he said..daddy...i like car tunes while listening to
the ride-along barney cd I was playing....get it..
car-toons...car-tunes...heheh
Human worker #1: ha.. hahaahaha
Watercooler: WHAT THE HELL?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??? how is
that funny? you tell me how is that funny???....what the hell???
Watercooler: grown man listenin to ride-along barney cds....a guy who
laughs at stupid jokes....oh my life..my life...why am I a
watercooler?
Water cooler (sighs, bubbles rise to the top)...

Then both of the workers go back to their cubicles. The water cooler
sits their wondering why it has to sit there and listen to all these
chats and comments and wishing it had arms and legs to run out.