After many weeks of restructuring, layoffs, bailouts, mergers, acquisitions, and the tailgate party on 5th Ave., I would like to inform you that B.B. has finally settled down and we are on the road to recovery, thanks to Bambi.

Yes, even I will give credit where credit is due.  Her brilliant scheme to withdraw all of B. B.’s investments in Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch, Exxon, The big three, and move them into Jack Daniels and Ted’s Porno Palace has paid off in a way none of us could have predicted.

That being said, we are all keeping our current positions.

I was dismayed to learn, however, that our little literary friend has charted a cruise into the twilight zone; pharmaceuticals and paranoia all inclusive.

I simply couldn’t make any kind of sense out of the most recent submission and have sent the manuscript to a friend I have in the CIA, for translation; suspecting that this could be a brilliant code instead of a rambling diatribe on frippery.

It seems they have this simian like, savant man working in their department, who does wonders with seemingly meaningless writing.  He coincidentally suffers from Tourette’s also.

I will keep you all informed and up to date!

Hang in there everyone!