- That I rolled down a hill in the snow, landed on my back, saw a rainbow and started screaming bloody murder? I still don't know why.
- My friends and I (about 7 of us) went for a creek walk, found a swimming hole, and were gone for hours. We all had a blast, splashing each other, throwing each other in, etc. Our parents tanned all of our hides when we came back home around dark.
- I got so sleep deprived that I came home, sat down in front of the computer and started laughing hysterically at a number 2 wooden pencil.
- When I farted the first time in front of my husband (we ALL do it, come on now). He jumps in shock, points at me dramatically and starts SCREAMING "That was yoooouuuu!"
- My friends and I went for a walk. One of them was a "city kid" and thought we were playing a prank. He decided to kick a six foot long black snake that was lying, sunning in the grass. We ran screaming as fast as we could.
- I became a legend for phone conversations among my friends at a party. Somebody we didn't know was harassing another friend over the phone. I took the phone, started speaking to the person who got irate at me for no reason. I ended the call with "Look, you better leave my friend alone, stop threatening me and ..." *receive another threat* "Look bitch, you don't know who the fuck I am. I could be some serial killer tracking your address over the phone right now. You need to settle the fuck down, shut the fuck up and go to bed!" *click*
- I nursed 4 kittens from ages ranging from 10 to 16 days old all at the same time. Only 2 lived, as 2 of them were already far enough gone when I found them that we didn't even have time to get to the vet. I still remember them and I wish they had gotten a more fair chance.
- I was riding my friend's horse and he started bucking. A lot. My friend started panicking, I was laughing hysterically the whole time. I wasn't afraid, his bucks were very small.
- I found the neighbor's dog caught in a snare trap by using my own dog to track him. I even made it in the newspaper. I miss that dog, both of them really.
- The first time I groomed for my friend at a horse show. I got stepped on. Literally. Her horse stood on my left foot for almost a whole minute and wouldn't get off, no matter what she did (she was on him) or what I did (pushing him, smacking him, trying to pick up his foot). I made it through the rest of the show with flying colors, but boy did my foot hurt!
Hegemone posted on Dec 05, 2008
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mobil said on Dec 05, 2008....
Ah memories! -
fragglesrock said on Dec 05, 2008....
you know i love to hear about farts :) the snake story is hilarious! that is so awesome about your dog! nice to get to know you! thanks for sharing :) -
travelr712 said on Dec 06, 2008....
no, you never told me -
winterslight said on Dec 06, 2008....
thanks for shareing! screamed scared or like aww omg a rain bow? -
Hegemone said on Dec 06, 2008....
Mobil - Yeah, memories.
Frag - Lol Farts are the most underrated thing to talk about! They provide such entertainment! Thank you for reading.
Trav - I didn't think so.
Winter - Thanks for stopping by, and screamed like scared, lol. I don't know what got into me. I think it was the rolling down a white snowy hill, seeing blurs of white everywhere and then sudden COLOR. Lol, at least that's my theory.
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uniquely-ironic said on Dec 06, 2008....
doesn't he know that girl farts don't smell? Honest. It's compensation for us having to have be the ones who get pregnant. -
Lucytorial said on Dec 06, 2008....
LOL Hege.....The fart thing is damned funny, I remember farting w my hb for the first time his reaction was very similar! LOL -
lionesss said on Dec 06, 2008....
Oh memories are good especially wen you get a belly laff and iv had loads of those thru out the years,oh i remembering laffin and farting at the same time in front of my sons g.friend she just burst out laffin ''phew'' my son walked out ..lol.. -
Hegemone said on Dec 06, 2008....
Uni - Lol, oh he just didn't think girls ever farted at all ... never mind how they smell!
Lucy - I will always remember that. It's even more hilarious now when it happens and occasionally he'll remember and exclaim that it was me. We laugh, everybody else around us looks at us like we're insane. Priceless.
Lionesss - That is too funny. At least the girlfriend was good natured about it though!
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Lucytorial said on Dec 06, 2008....
I remember the first fart I did and it wasn't very ladylike... it was a period fart... very stinky! BWA HA HA hubbies nose scrunched up and he looked over at me, laughed his guts out and said "OMG YOU FARTED!!! THAT IS SO GROSS"we were thankfully alone! te heh ehe -
Hegemone said on Dec 06, 2008....
Lol that's awesome Lucy. I have two fart moments with my husband that I don't mind remembering, lol. The first being:
He gets up waaaayyyy earlier for work than I do. One morning I rolled over and let one rip as he was going out the door, it woke me up just enough to hear him say 'What?' I almost couldn't breath as I held my breath while he stood the customary few seconds to wait for me to "repeat what I said". As soon as he closed that door and was far enough away I was hysterical. I didn't have the heart at the moment to tell him that I had only farted, but at least I told him about it later and he laughed too.
The second is:
My husband is proud of this one actually. One night we were watching TV and talking and he let one go. No sooner than he had finished one snuck up on me and let loose (I hate those, the ones you don't feel coming). He starts laughing and farted again and then my ass responded in kind! WTF ... so not only were we verbally conversing, we were flatulantly conversing, lol.
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Lucytorial said on Dec 06, 2008....
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! bwaa ha ha haa well farts are not my forte but burps well I had a moment camping with hubby once when quite out of no where I was actually saying something and a burp of gargantuine proportions spewed forth creating the oddest, part camel, part vomit, part choking part burp noise... Hubby was rolling for minutes... since then I have never been able to repeat that burp.. ever. -
Hegemone said on Dec 06, 2008....
ROFLMAO, the legendary burp ... it's those kind that make you wish you could have been on camera or recording it in some fashion! -
Lucytorial said on Dec 06, 2008....
I wish he had.. our cameras (film) were with us it was just one of those moments... obviously being in the bush it fucking echoed too... can you imagine a grown man literally rolling on the dirt laughing to the point of crying because of a womens oh so unexpected burp! LOL It was one of those moments.. -
queenparanoia said on Dec 07, 2008....
the farting is so funny!!! -
Hegemone said on Dec 07, 2008....
Lucy, lol, those are surely some of the best. Even if we don't actually get to record these things, at least we remember 'em for a while.
Queenie, yes, isn't it?!
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