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Now I am sitting here in front of my pc - its about 10 25pm,I cant put my head down.It feels like my eyes are going to pop out,or my head will explode - whatever comes first.
When i pick my head up - I am all but deaf in my right ear - that was courtesy of a blow just out of frustration this morning that almost burst my ear drum.

My bucket list is almost done.I have put down a list of 10 things,none of them in order of preference mind you.Meeting the Queen isnt one of them though - unless you are refering to Helen Mirren - has anyone seen The Thief ,the Cook and the very big fish? Brilliant
However meeting Sting from the Police would be - i have been a major fan of theirs since i was about 8,and now have every recording they have ever done.Does anyone know that the first single they did was called 'Fallout' that was actually a punk song? You ask anyone about punk now,and they tell you about Zig ZIg Sputnik and the men from Mars.

I digress - my nemesis is back.A number of years ago -well about 10 or so,I used to suffer with major sinus problems - not flu - but sinus.The body is great,but the head is completely stuffed - literally.
I used to get it so bad that it used to block my middle ear and my balance would go way off and I would get serious toothache it got that bad.
Wednesday,I spent almost 11 hours in the hospital -airconditioned hospital.
I could feel it building up towards the afternoon.But on Thursday morning - Whoa...stop the bus.My head was stuffed,my nose was stuffed and the toothache was back.
I have managed to get something from the chemist,but i have to be careful it doesnt affect my other meds.Today is no different.The toothache is gone,thankfully - but I am busy dripping all over my keyboard as I type - and my chest feels like i have bricks attached - courtesy of a post nasal drip.
So while the head is a little clearer,the chest cavity is ready to explode.
Maybe i should try my old remedy - - a cup of hot black coffee (hence my name) and a shot of strong brandy -always works.
For now,I shall toddle off for the nearest tissue box,and see you all later.

PC - I have just watched an episode of Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

Louise has just announced to the clan that she is pregnant
'Whose is it?' Jonny asks
'Well,mine of course' she replied

If i didnt know any better,I would say she was Irish



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  • satanx said on Dec 05, 2008....
    Have  good day
  • curezilla said on Dec 05, 2008....
    You have several health problems. I have reseached this for you and what I need to say is STEM CELLS. This may be the answer to it all! Google it.
  • fragglesrock said on Dec 05, 2008....

    i shouldn't be commenting here...i really don't want to catch it...just getting over the bug myself ;) hope you get unplugged quick :)

  • Lucytorial said on Dec 05, 2008....
    Snot rags mate... thats what you need... lots of them.  Want me to send you some??
     
    A little hint here, pot alleviates sinus problems really well... you don't have ta smoke it, just eat it!
     
    Anyway, while your dripping all over your keyboard I like the list so far.
  • pusscat said on Dec 05, 2008....
    OMG!   I LUUUUURVE Louise!!

    Everyone here is gonna be wondering what the hell we are on about ha ha!  Just remember, a real biscuit like a Jammy Dodger can solve everything hee hee ;-)

    Is there a little 'pusscat' anywhere on your list? :-))
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 05, 2008....
    Puss I actually think you didn't make the list hon... main reason being is that its not really a thing he'd like to do before he toddles of this mortal coil its a dead cert!
     
     
  • pusscat said on Dec 05, 2008....
    Aaw bless you Luce :-)

    I know I'm top of his 'to do' list ha ha ;-))
  • Lucytorial said on Dec 05, 2008....
    **giggling** that was no slip of the tongue either! bwa ha hahaha
     
    Hows your sister hon?? is she doing okay?
  • lionesss said on Dec 05, 2008....
    here is hoping you have a good day cj...x
     
     
    hiya pusscat xxxxxxxx
  • cuppajava said on Dec 06, 2008....
    His Roya Highness Sniffalota Snotsky is back....he is feeling a little better today.The nose was not so blocked up when i woke up this morning,but then i tried to breathe.......aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhh..... it was like i was trying to pull sand paper down my chest cavity.So,reaching fo the nearest cigarette - so as to be able to breathe in some clean air,I got up - and promptly fell back donw again.
    Am feeling a little better,but i can tell that this volume of snot is gonna be running around in my upper extremities for a couple of days still.
    Fraggles' - Thank you - I hope so too.I can stand most other things,but dont give me a toothache,and dont give me sinus,cos then i wanna KILL somebody
    Lucy - Pot in this country is very hard to come by - oh,and its illegal - so i guess that rules that out
    PC -Hello love - i just thought i would throw that in for you,as i knew you would read this - has your nose cleared up any yet ???
    Hello Lioness - I am sure that i will,thanks

  • Lucytorial said on Dec 06, 2008....
    CJ ~ well the strong liquor should help... at least make you feel a little dizzy. tehehe hope it clears up sooner than a few days... nothing worse than being a snot bag!

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