currently working on a post with substance, really, Holocaust Revisionism, prepare thyself. until then, here's some haikus

I,alligator.
vegetarianism?
I,alligator.

Invading your space?
I am a space invader,
Bow to the ray-gun.

The alien spoke,
I'm only here for the beer
and the bitches man.

you are such a tease
of the dick, which you don't lick.
quick, open your lips.

oh cudd'ly bunny,
i have all your fury feet.
hey, finders keepers.

are you a match for
genghis kahn and his sweet bong?
if you cough you'll die.

ode to toilet seats,
i love warm padded ones.
but they always fall.

enlightenment is,
a single step to the left
of where you are now.

abomination,
your playstation is evil!
kill it, meet people.

oh sweet, fair, maiden.
i daydream of your soft skin.
on a big spike, bitch.

smoker of lightning,
your words are blowing our minds
repent, or make sense

i need to get laid
so bad, you have no idea.
oh woe is me, egg.

velvet underground
your femme fatale has me now
lou reed is so rad.

climb out of your mind,
crawl out your ears and breath air.
don't get stuck in wax.

ill be your mirror,
i think you have a pimple.
stop breathing on me.

ig-pay atin-lay
ery-vay eautiful-bay
o-tay onder-pay