Two blondes were sitting on a riverbank, poles propped up ready for action when the Game Warden came by and asked to see their fishing licenses.

One blonde said, "We don't have any, officer."

The Game Warden said, "You need licenses if you are going to fish, I'm going to have to take you in to see the judge."

So the blondes reeled their lines in and on the business end of the line were magnets. The Game Warden saw this and said, "You aren't fishing, you have no hooks on your rigs. I can't arrest you."

After the Warden left, the first blonde said to the other, "Sheesh, that Warden sure was dumb, everybody knows there are Steelhead in this river."



A fisherman was standing on a riverbank, wondering how to cross the river when he spied a blonde on the far bank. The fisherman yelled out, "How do I get to the other side of the river?" The blonde yelled back, "You ARE on the other side!"