Here is what I have written thus, it has to be short or they won't print it.
Once again we see the extrordinary journalistic skills of the Gazette crew, does Fairfax headquarters know of the extreme quality of their Gazette journalists and editor in chief? Maybe we should put forward this little gem for an award.
Board Named ~ Was the Front page and follow on news item, in page two, read at all? was it proofed?
Regardless it would seem that the former Douglas Shire has been given the amazing opportunity to have three representatives on our new Advisory Board. Let us start with front page shall we? Correctly named Michael Bolt the representative of the Advisory Board for the former Douglas Shire. Page two, its Bolton (headline) never heard of this bloke before, he must have a private phone number too. Same page, last paragraph. Mr. Bold said the first meeting etc. Well I'm glad there is a Mr. Bold on the Advisory Committtee, strong name don't you think. Thank you Mr. Bolt, Mr. Bolton and Mr. Bold for your time and intellect.
Join me as I stand appluading the Gazette's wonderfully adept, talented and highly professional team, bringing and creating news for your toilet musings.
They probably won't publish it, then again I've had some amazing shit published about our local newspaper, they're a bunch of dip shits. Seriously I'm no professional journalist but I don't get paid to know my stuff, if I can see this shit then why are they being paid at all.
lol...
at least it's not a snake!!! ;-)