Going in order of least common, we began with Kings, the least common type of person, and we now go to their second in command, Priests. These are people who define right and wrong for the group.

Any time you hear someone on a soap box, preaching, claiming to know right from wrong, you think Priest. Pretty much everyone has been called a Priest in this system. If you go to different websites for lists of people in different categories, you find a lot of contradictory material. Someone says Sarah Palin is a King, someone else says she's a Priest, someone else says she's a Warrior. Someone says the same three things about Barack Obama. It's pretty confusing. Then in dueling channels, dueling spirit mediums, we need an explanation of why the two or three spirit mediums are all giving different information, and the answer we get is that some of them are inaccurate because they are allowing their own feelings and opinions to bleed through.

I have been channeled as a Priest. Yup, they got that right. I'm one of those Right vs. Wrong people, one of those firebrands who will spell out for you exactly what is right and wrong about the country, the religion, whatever.

Where Kings are in charge of all worldly matters, Priests are in charge of the otherworldly stuff, the definitions of God and Right and Wrong, as opposed to who will prevail and who will be obeyed and who's the boss.

You can apparently have your evil Priests too. Like the Spanish Inquisition types. Priests are, above all, inspirational. They call you to do what's right and avoid what's wrong. What happens when your head Priest is yelling that all the Jews need to be killed? And he inspires the populace to follow. They say that Hitler was a Priest. I'd have guessed King for bad ole Hitler and his mustache.

Anyway, preachy people are Priests. They say that Jesus was a King, and then became a transcendental soul. I'd think Jesus was a Priest, not a King. I don't know why they fail to understand their own system. It seems so obvious that Jesus was a Priest. He was always teaching right from wrong. Jesus seems to be the poster boy for Priest. Sometimes I think I understand their system in some ways better than they do, and I'm new to it. Duh, Jesus was a Priest, not a King. Yeah, King of the Jews and all that, but he sure wasn't getting much respect from the Pharisees or whatever they were called, and he sure was preaching right from wrong, come on, don't you guys understand your own system?

They claim that the highest good from a priest is Compassion and the lowest bad is Zeal. I think that's more evidence that they don't understand their own system. They want their Priests to show up at funerals and commisserate with the survivors, that's it. Come on, we have Servers for that. Priests Should be showing zeal, aimed at the right targets. Jesus was whipping the bankers doing business on the grounds of the synagogue, wasn't he? What's a Priest without some intensity? It's all so goody goody, ya know? We want our father figures to be harmless, with a smile on their pasty faces, not really saying anything, just a cipher, just a vacuum.

Poor poor baby, poor thing.

That's not how I was raised. My mom was a toughie. There was no "poor poor baby" in our house. I remember my mom saying to my older brother "If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about." She never said it to me though. I was a mellow child, never made much of a racket, not all that assertive. That's why my big bro is making lots more money than me, huh?

Anyway I don't subscribe to the soft Priest theory. Priests need to be tough. Priests need to rip the bad guys a new asshole. It's their raison d'etre. That's French for raisin muffin.