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i cannot draw. not an artist, not one bit. can only draw stick figures, so when mischavalentine suggested i therapeutically draw a picture of myself shoving a butter knife up rat-bastard's ass, let's just say it opened up a box of fraggle-worms.......
 
all of my bosses are either on vacation or in meetings this morning and i have nothing to keep my mind busy, so i HAD to take a poll about the stick figures...
 
here's how it went with the correspondening answers......
 
#1. Do stick figures have butts?
 
answers:  4 "no's", 1 "yes", 1 "depends on who's drawing it", 1 "maybe", 1 "they are anatomically generic sticks, how the hell would i know?", 1 "fraggles, someone needs to give you some work to do!"
 
#2. Do stick figures poop?
 
answers: lots of blank stares and 1 "fraggles, you are a danger to society"
 
#3. IF stick figures were to, in fact, poop, would they be round poops or stick shaped poops?
 
answers: 1 "they poop sawdust", 1 "they poop splinters", 1 "they poop twigs", 1 "fraggles i'm glad you're leaving at noon today"


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  • doodlebug2u said on Nov 21, 2008....
    ofcourse they have an arsehole where do you bloody think ~ stick it in your bum came from? ~
  • diabolicdame said on Nov 21, 2008....
    Oh ofcourse they poop stick shaped poops!! Everybody knows that!!    :-P
  • travelr712 said on Nov 21, 2008....
     
     
        O
         |
       / |
         |)
       _|
     
    yes 
  • fragglesrock said on Nov 21, 2008....

    doodle - "stick it in your bum" NICE!!! I LOVE IT ***kicking up leg***

    diabolic - this is knowledge that world must have hidden from me unitl now :)

    trav - OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!! 

  • doodlebug2u said on Nov 21, 2008....
              ` 
                    `                  
           O-/ ---^ --<   ...  we masturbate to !
             
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 21, 2008....
    Of course they have butts.  How else would they poop paper dust?
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 21, 2008....
                                O
                                 I
                                /\
                               / I \
                                 I
                              (oo)
                             /   I    \
                           /           \
                         /              \

    Who cares if they have a butt or poop, they have the important stuff.


  • cuppajava said on Nov 21, 2008....
    Hello Fraggles - being very artistically inclined.I can draw a stick figure with a butt,or a stick figure with a 10 inch long dick -but a very interesting question though - one that sort of blind sides you and take you by surprise.
    Here is another one......or two.What would a female stick figure look like with breasts,and what would she look like pregnant? Better still - stand a male and a female together - how would you tell the difference besides the obvious appendage?

  • Hegemone said on Nov 21, 2008....
    Female with Boobs

                            O
                          /()()\
                         /   I    \
                             I
                        _/    \_

    Pregnant

                            O
                          /()()\
                        / ((O)) \
                        _/    \_

    or something like that, lol .... I could draw it on paper better!
  • mobil said on Nov 21, 2008....
    Well you got some great stick figures drawn here Fraggles, it's my opinion that stick figures do have butts and I can remember as a kid drawing little round poops coming out of those butts.
  • wombat said on Nov 21, 2008....

    Cracking me up.....

    But my opinion is that you are having "great therapy" here on this post!  And maybe if you can't draw,  you could take an old photo and draw on that!

    Also, my new polite curse word just might be "Doodle Sticks!"  (taken from the tag line here)

  • fragglesrock said on Nov 21, 2008....

    uni - paper dust...adding it to the poll answers...and ..... "I LOVE IT!!" ***kicking up leg***

    beyond - i'm sorry it took me so long to respond, i was just picking myelf up off the ground from laughter!!!!!!! that is AWESOME!!  and..."I LOVE IT!!!" ***kicking up leg***

    cuppa - VERY well thought out question, other than the obvious appendages....i'm pondering, may have to stay up late...may have to fold into a fetal position and just "rock that question outta my system" !!! ROFLMAO!!!!

    hege - OH NO YOU DIDN"T!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWW GIRL!!!!!! i gotta get a little fist bump action on that one (or do people do that still?) ROFLMAO!!!! "I LOVE IT!!!" ***kicking up leg***

    mobil - awwww. you said round poops. that's just soo damn cute.

    wombie - "DOODLE STICKS" omg...that is the best thing i have EVER heard!!!!!!!! seriously...."I LOVE IT!!!" ***kicking up leg***

  • Hegemone said on Nov 21, 2008....
    *fist bump back!* whether people still do it or not, lol  I couldn't even resist once I saw the question ... I surprised myself with how easily I did it too, lol.  Glad you enjoyed!
  • fragglesrock said on Nov 21, 2008....
    oh yes, i enjoyed, indeedy!!!! the only thing missing from the preggo stick figure is a big pint of icecream in the hand!!!!! thanks again for the giggle, and the fist bumpin ;)
  • wombat said on Nov 21, 2008....

    Doodle Sticks!  I need to go to bed, but you guys are making me smile and laugh and think......

    (and my house shoe is still blown out, so I am going to bed and eat some eggs)

    Ha.......have a good night, all you wonderful guys.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hegemone said on Nov 21, 2008....
    He he, maybe I'll have to work on the ice cream for the stick lady ... but if I manage to make it, she has to find it on her own!  Oh, and I get to sleep first, or else who knows what I'll end up making for her!  : - D
  • hotaka said on Nov 22, 2008....
    Stick figures have no butts unless the artist gives them one, in which case the stick figure is the envy of other stick figures or possibly a pariah depending on how the other stick figures regard having a bum since traditionally stick figures have no bums (nor do ultra skinny women and thin old men). Some stick figures are endowed with breasts and penises (peni? - I have only one myself so I am not sure of the plural form), however again whether this works to their favour or makes them a target of derision is something that stick figures will have to be polled about to find out.

    Stick figures can be drawn ingesting foods and imbibing liquids so one would assume that they also defecate and urinate. But since stick figures have no free will of their own they are forced to retain their post-digestion intake until the artist deems it time for them to relieve themselves. It is then up to the whim of the artist to decide whether the stick figure excretes feces in stick, blob, or massive globular burst form, and whether the figure will urine a stream of broken sticks, a steady arc of pencil lead urine, or large two-dimensional droplets of urine.

    That is the best I can offer you now. I hope I have helped.
    Best regards,
    Hotaka in Japan
  • queenparanoia said on Nov 22, 2008....
    bwahahahahahahhahahaha the stick figures are funny!!!
  • beautymark said on Nov 22, 2008....
    Okay frags u r so crazeee lol. I'm ballin laughin at these comments too. Like doubled over in laughter. Whew. I needed that. On the real though. Let's 86 the bum bum and add take cuppajava's idea. I think the stick figure with the 10inch is what's happenin! Lol.
  • mischavalentine said on Nov 22, 2008....
    PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made my sleepless night. *Laughs hysterically! *

    Hope you got your answer now but I have to say you can want your stick thingy to be whatever stick thingy's can be.
    Creativity knows no bounds.

    PS. Invest in a stencil. :) hee hee!

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