This post is definitely not for those of you who get offended easily -either by strong language or by obscenity.......dont say I didnt warn you......

I went to bed last night after a particularly stressful day,both at the office and at home.I finally managed to get my home reconnection done -but the service provider had kindly decided to change my internet access settings without fuckiing telling me - how nice.So I spent the better part of an hour or so trying to put that right.
I was planning on leaving this post this evening - but my blood pressure has reached a new level of abnormality - so I have decided to do it at the cafe up the road at the centre near the office.So to my right I am forced to put up with the curious glances of a staff member of the cafe who is trying to type out someone's cv at lightning speed,but spend more time on the back space key - as she is more interested in what I am typing that what she is actually doing - Stupid bitch.
To my left,I have a middle aged gentleman who is convinced that the desk chair that he is sitting on can also be used as a recliner and is leaning so far back - no one can get passed him.Is he trying to look at what I am doing as well.He is logged in to Facebook - so he obviously has nothing to do,or finds my writing a lot more interesting.Dumb Fuck
The reason for this level of frustration?
I had a rather stressful day at the office yesterday and had little or no time at the end of the day last night to just sit and do nothing and relax.It culminated in me and a work colleague - who we shall call Marge Simpson's Chastity Belt - ending up in the branch managers office after I ended up giving her a long over due piece of my mind and she ran off crying - first to the ladies and then  to the Bm's office.
The reason ? She is a bossy  ass bitch who gets no joy in bossing people about in her house,as her husband will kick her fat ass,so she decides to constantly take her frustrations out on us '  little people ' you see,her hubby is the ex branch manager.

                                     "Turn around bitch I got a use for you
                                    Besides you aint got nothing better to do
                                                      and I am bored"

But about 2 months back she found herself another job and she is leaving ( thank the Lord ) so we dont have to put up with any of her shit anymore.So next week is her final week.
Yesterday,all the computers came back from being repaired.Only thing was,they forgot to check them before they brough them back and only 3 out of the 5 are working.Mine is one of them.
But MSCB's one isnt working.It turns out she had kept over 3 gigs worth of personal mail on her pc.She thought that she was entitled to -due to who she is married to,and that had fried the pc.
Her project is just as important as mine - both are due tomorrow.
But she decides in her infinite wisdom - and i use that term loosely - very loosely,as she is the only person in the office with NO formal draughting,engineering or architectural qualification.If anything,her hubby taught her how to draw and she has no qualification. - that she is going to dictate who does what on which pc,and promptly decides to push me out of mine and carry on with her work and 'mine can wait'

mmmmmm..................

                                                        " I see you standing up
                                                You think you look sooooooo cool
                                                            Why dont you just
                                                                FUCK OFF "

So an arguement ensues and it escalates to the BM's office.I am given a verbal warning as is she - but it doesnt carry any weight as she is leaving next week.

Need less to say -I get up this morning with a monster ass head ache from yesterday and I decided I was going to be tolerant.I was not brought up to be foolish or selfish or nasty to other people.But i was brought up to give as good as i got.So I may as well put that to good use,when i can.People can stand on my toes as often as they like,but - as soon as they start to get sore -stay the fuck away from me.I will get you - but I will get you in a way that you dont even see it coming.Call me devious,call me nasty - but sometimes,just sometimes,revenge is sweet.

So going to work this morning in a tolerant mood,with a headache,but tolerant none the less.I began to set about setting up my pc to work.Only for MSCB to come in about a half hour late and inform the BM that she isnt yet finished and needs to use MY pc again.
Ok,I thought - another day in paradise.
So i did the next best thing.I told that BM that if he wanted my project finished by tomorrow,that I need to use HIS pc,as all the others were being used.He obliged.Then the IT guy comes in to set up all the computers to be able to print again to the plotters,and who should be telling him how to do ......MSCB.What the fuck for?Hasnt she clicked that she has got like a week left.Why doesnt she just fuck off,go sit in a corrner and leave us all the fuck alone.
Maybe she is trying to get in my face on purpose - as a 'parting gift' who knows.All I know is,I can do without the aggrivation.I have a hospital app a week on wedesday next week and i need to have my head straight.

.....isnt she lucky that i have never struck a woman before,and i dont intend to start now.