I laughed off the thought of Randy Couture defeating Fedor. Really, it was just a joke from the start. Randy couldn't beat Fedor in 100 tries. Come on. Chuck Liddell beat Randy for God's sake. That was no accident. It happened twice. Randy Couture never belonged in the same ring as Fedor.
But, now we have someone who does. This big ham handed wrestler twice Fedor's strength. He belongs in the ring with Fedor. He's the only man in the world who does.
I can see that fight going several ways. I can see rematches going different ways. First impression, Fedor by arm bar tapout. But sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if the big boy knocks Fedor into the fifth row and wins that way.
I think it's sad that the big boy really might beat the crap out of Fedor. Because Fedor is so much nicer. Because the big boy is just some midwestern prick with steroids. Tell me the big boy doesn't use steroids. Hahahahahaha. Sure, right. Yeah. I'd say he uses more steroids than any other man alive. Just look at him. You can tell if someone uses steroids by looking at him. The tests are unreliable. Just use your eyes. The big boy is on steroids big time. It's really a shame that Fedor might get beaten up by some big prick on steroids.
Anyway, for a first go-round, I think it is slightly over 50% that Fedor can still beat the big prick with an armbar or something. I wouldn't want Fedor in a rematch though. I think rematches favor the big boy. For example, he'll eat Frank Mir for lunch. I make the big prick a 30-1 favorite over Mir in a rematch.
For anyone silly enough to think that the big prick is not on steroids, just take a look at linemen in pro football. They weigh 330 and they run like cheetahs. And they test negative for steroids. Hahahaha. Yuk yuk. Or as the three stooges said, nyuk nyuk nyuk.
lfbno7 posted on Nov 17, 2008
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toodiesel said on Nov 17, 2008....
All four of Brock's fights have been in the U.S and he's even fought in California, which is known to have the most stringent testing on the planet (many fighters refuse to fight in california, and your boy Royce Gracie actually tested off-the-charts - literally - for nadrolone there, on the same card where Brock debuted, for his Sakuraba rematch). http://sports.espn.go.com/extra/mma/news/story?id=2939575 . Brock has been subject to drug testing both in and out of competition.
As for drug testing in the NFL, that is administered by the NFL and not regulated by federal or state governments, unlike MMA bouts held stateside. I suspect they aren't quite the standards that many outsiders would wish, as federal and state governments basically allows the NFL to run amok (look at the longstanding DirecTV debacle), and there just aren't many positive tests (unlike in MMA and boxing).
It's ignorant attitudes about steroids and weight training like what I just read that disheartens me in thinking that some sort of collective intelligence is actually growing about sports. I know this will sound corny, but I actually expected a bit more intelligence from this blog.
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sheltercrow said on Nov 17, 2008....
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lfbno7 said on Nov 18, 2008....
Toodie, you're assuming that there are no steroids that test negative. But everyone else in the world says the opposite. No need to insult my intelligence. No need to refer to me as ignorant for accepting the majority belief that there are designer steroids that test negative. I can do without that negativity. Please don't comment on my posts any more.