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Ask Me Anything

uniquely-ironic posted on Nov 14, 2008 | views: 685 | Tags: questions, life
I'm going to do an experiment here.  I'm going to open up the floor for you all to ask me any question you may have about me.  I tend to think my life is an open book, so I'm not expecting any surprises, but who knows?!
 
The only boundries I'm going to put on this is that I will not give out my last name, address or phone number.  I will also not give details of my sex life, though generalities might be okay.
 
So, have you ever wondered about me?  Wanted to know something?  Here's your golden opportunity.


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  • fragglesrock said on Nov 14, 2008....
    do you wipe front to back or back to front? WHAAAAAT? you said anything!!!!!!!! 
  • wishyouwerehere said on Nov 14, 2008....
    How old were you when you first married?  When you had your first child?
     
    Describe your best day - your worst day ... OMG - I AM a nosey body!  Edit or omit at will, U-I!
     
    I know I asked more than one - but fair notice, I will probably be back.
     
    Great post - Wishy
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    fraggles - front to back, just like they teach.  That was one lesson I paid attention to.
     
    wishy - How old were you when you first married?  the day before my 25th birthday.
    When you had your first child? when I was 27, 30 with my other one
    Describe your best day a toss up between the first time I held my son and the first time I held my daughter.
    your worst day going to court representing myself in a case where my mother sued me for control of my house.
     
    link1 -  why not?
  • Hegemone said on Nov 14, 2008....
    K, I know, I asked more than one ... but I wanna know!

    Why do YOU think the chicken crossed the road?

    What made you come to SC?

    What's your favorite word?
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Nov 14, 2008....
    What was your scariest moment?

    ~Infernal
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Hege - Why do YOU think the chicken crossed the road? food.  It's always food with chickens.  They're compulsive little ding bats!

    What made you come to SC?looking for a blog site that wouldn't break on me all the time. (I know, but it turns out they all fail sometimes)

    What's your favorite word? my lovers name, but it seems I'm in between favorite words at the moment.

    TIO - my life's been full of them.  Probably though it was the car accident I got into.  I rolled a VW bug!  Can you picture that?  Well, technically the driver rolled it, but I helped.  I'm helpful like that ;)


  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Do you pick your nose and eat it??
     
    What was your first kiss like? and with who was it with?
     
    Can you cook or do you just pretend?
     
    How often do you wash your sheets?? huh??
     
    Wear makeup? how often?
     
    What size shoe are ya?
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Lucy - Do you pick your nose and eat it?? No, only Aussies do that ;)
     
    What was your first kiss like? under the moonlight on a bluff overlooking the river, and there was tongue involved.  No warms ups, straight to the good stuff.
     
    and with who was it with? Marc.  I still love him to this day.  Of course I'm not in love with him, but you know, that first love stuff.
     
    Can you cook or do you just pretend? Yes.  Some stuff I rock at, other stuff I create health hazards with.
     
    How often do you wash your sheets?? huh??  You're supposed to wash them?  They're not disposable?  Seriously, I wash them once a week, more often if I need to.
     
    Wear makeup? Lately no
    how often? I'm trying to do it more often.  Bill used to give me a hard time about it, but now I can do what I want to.
     
    What size shoe are ya? US 7
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Okay so I pick my nose... its an adventure all mine.  *-}
     
    You know... sheets? well I always though why bother.. just buy new ones and I'm still like that... Bwa ha ha ha
     
    Size 7?? you got little feet..... why you got little feet then Uni???
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Lucy - to be honest (and a little gross) I usually end up sleeping on top of the blankets, which I only wash every couple to three months.
     
    One of my high school friends called me "no toes".  They're small, but they mange to mash every toe in sight quite often.
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    **giggle** you have independant feet then... not clumsy just independent feet.
     
    I'm lucky Uni if I even make my bed... its homlier when its messy.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Lucy - "homlier"?  Isn't that code for I'm as lazy as crap and don't want to make the bed? LOL
     
    Independant feet.  Yeah!  That's it!  They think for themselves, so what am I supposed to do about that?
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Aplogise... constantly BWA HA HAHA  yeh well if homlier is lazier then I'm lazy.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Lucy - I've been "homily" from time to time.  That's why I switched over to comforter from bedspreads.  Less fuss, no top sheet, less time required.
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    okay so WTF is a comforter?? we have bed spreads, dunas, or blankets here, talk InGrish love..
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Lucy - *grumbles* what kind of country are you guys running down there?!!  Let's see.  Comforter is .......... a big thick blanket that you can cover with sheet like covers or sometimes use as is.  Kinda like a feather bed?  What the hell is a dunas?
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    okay fucking hell you americans are weird.... a comforter is a fucking duna ya dong head...
     
    Man Ingrish .... Ingrish..... duna = feather down beadspread, covered with a sheet like cover.  = obviously a comforter.
     
    Phew! Duna is pronounced... Doo-nah......
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    dong head?!! Hey! that's uncalled for you pecker head!  LOL
     
    How the hell do you come up with a word like Duna?  At least Comforter is a real word!
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Duna is a real word too hold on...
     
    okay just found it... its actually Doona, traditionaly called a duvet... a feather down blanket covered by a sheet and slept on.  Its English dear... real english..
     
    pecker head??? ohhh right I get it... you calling me a dick head huh??
     
    DING BAT!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Duvet is a real, if unfortunately french, word.  Doona is what you Scots do to real words!  Ha!  (wait, I want to attract a Scotsman)
     
    Never mind ....... air head!
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    boy oh boy are gonna have to stop that foot in mouth disease hon...
     
    No scotsman is ever gonna swoop you up in his arms when ya give scots shit!
     
    He may lift his sporen, let the breeze lift his kilt and give you a flying scotsmans salute!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    I thought you Scotmen were hearty people.  If ya can't take a little heat, you should stay away from Californian Americans. ;)
     
    I'd like to see that salute!  Would give me an idea if it be worth the trouble to chase him!
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    thats the problem, scotsmen like being chased... te hehehee I watched a wedding party once where all the boys were wearing kilts, and sporens and they did the scotsmen salute.... it was hillarious... all those dangly bits under those skirts.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Now you see, I'd call a looky at the danglies a free window shopping opportunity!
     
    I don't mind a good chase as long as the "buck" has a big set of antlers and knows how to use them. ;)
     
    (how's that for a hunting analogy?)
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    OMFG **laughing tits off**
     
    Free widnow shopping... I swear lucky I've not got coffee in my mouth! bwaa hahahaha
     
    You really do need a lover... a good short term lover... someone you connect with, but don't want a long term relationship with who can be your prey.....
     
    Fuck thats scary actually!
  • queenparanoia said on Nov 14, 2008....
    you girls are funny...
     
    anyway i have se questions that maybe a little personal but i want to ask you about it.
     
    1. when you married your ass husband now, i remembered you were still a little apprehensive about it. do you regret it now?
    2. what kind of musical play your daughter is in?
    3. do you let your ass husband read soulcast? cuzi saw him comment on skald's post.
    4. are you happy now?
    5. will you meet me if i go to america?

    welli hope you dont get offended with some of the questions...

  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    what?  the free window shopping or the thought of me wearing out some poor guy?  You may be right about the guy though.  I keep flip flopping about whether I'd rather go celebate and wait for some real connection or "exersize" with someone so I don't forget how it's done.
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Well you could do both you know.... try a little on, then go home feeling stupid enough to think that free sex is not what you thought it was, then be surprised to find out that there is actually someone worth waiting for...
     
    Then again I've got a great sex life so what the fuck am I going on about.. I wouldn't have a clue anymore...
     
    Queenie !!!! You crack me up... ASS Husband?? OMFG>>>
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    queenie -
    1. when you married your ass husband now, i remembered you were still a little apprehensive about it. do you regret it now? yes and no.  I regret not being able to work it out, but I feel good that at least I tried.
    2. what kind of musical play your daughter is in? Hmmm.  I may have mis-spoke.  She's in a drama play called "Methos".  She plays a greek god.
    3. do you let your ass husband read soulcast? cuzi saw him comment on skald's post. I haven't hidden it from him and he knows my screen name.  I refuse to hide something I feel is absolutely good for me even if it may hurt his feelings.
    4. are you happy now? no, queenie, I'm not.  But I will be.  It's like exersize sorta.  It makes you tired and sometimes hurts to work out, but you know how good it makes you feel in the long run.
    5. will you meet me if i go to america?absolutely!!!  If there is any way possible to meet you I will be there. 
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    the answer to number 4 is a very good answer.. I like that, in you I mean, you think... you feel and understand... awww Uni
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Okay, I must be getting old.  I am actually weighing whether it is worth the effort to even find a man for meanless sex.  Not emotionally, but financially and energy levels.   *sigh* 
     
    I think I burnt out on meaningless sex when I was young.  Or perhaps my "pilot light" has just gone out from lack of use.  IDK.
  • queenparanoia said on Nov 14, 2008....

    youre right.... happiness is like exercise... i'm gonna keep that in mind... ;-)

    and lucy, bill is indeed an ass... ;-)

  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    well at least you say it nicer than I do... I usually say lack of use will mean that my scar will heal over BWA HA HAHA
     
    Nahh meaningless sex doesn't interest me not in that way...  what is IDK?
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    queenie - glad to give you something to think about that way.  Happiness is in part a choice.
     
    Lucy - unfortunately not all feelings are positive, but I'm getting wise enough to realize that pain just makes you appreciate joy all the more.  Your scar heal over?!!!  LOL  good one!
     
    IDK - I don't know (sorry fraggles, I know that kind of thing annoys you)
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    text speak urrgghhh ! I always feel old not knowing that shit.... you know I spent a year here when I first arrived not knowing what the fuck ROFLMAO was and I even had trouble with LOL as in Loughing out loud and Lots of Love... fucking eejit
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Old Lady!  I was dragged kicking and screaming into text talk by those creatures I gave birth to.
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Well see there ya go... some things you can't learn without tin lids!
     
     
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    yes, it's a real learning experience.
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 14, 2008....
    hey what time is it there old lady?
  • wombat said on Nov 14, 2008....

    Fun reading, ladies---and hi to you.  I can't even think of a good question.....but will give it a shot if I may.

    Do you have a secret that only you know about yourself, and wouldn't tell----- know matter what....ever?

    Just a yes or no question!

  • wishyouwerehere said on Nov 14, 2008....
    U-I - I love this post - you and crazy Lucy are a couple of riots! 
     
    Another question?
     
    Favorite food?
  • winterslight said on Nov 14, 2008....
    1- have you found the answers you was looking for when you posted this?
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Lucy - it was time to make a phone call apparently.  Home now.
     
    wombie - good question!!  There may be one thing.  It's a little too embarrassing to me to tell anyone.  I have to say may because should I meet a soulmate, I'd surely tell him.
     
    wishy - Well, I do love Lucy!  She's my crazy other half that lives half way around the world.  As to your quetions 1) yes 2) mexican food.  I love love love mexican food.
     
    winters - yes, it turns out that I can answer any question without getting all weirded out about it.
     
  • MissMimi said on Nov 14, 2008....
    thanks for answering the question I had, uni-rific.
  • quietone said on Nov 15, 2008....
    would you ever concider moving to another state/country if the right situation came about?
  • travelr712 said on Nov 15, 2008....
    ok, the most important question of all, what's your cup size? :-P
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 15, 2008....
    MissMimi - you're welcome.  That's what friends do.
     
    quietone - in a heartbeat.  Not to say I wouldn't miss California, but if the right situation came along I be there with bells on.
     
    trav - D (you perv)
  • travelr712 said on Nov 15, 2008....
    well you said ask anything! :-D
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 15, 2008....
    trav - true, but could you have at least asked me my IQ before asking my cup size?!!! LOL
  • travelr712 said on Nov 15, 2008....
    what do i care about your IQ? i wanted to know the important things about you :-P
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 15, 2008....
    trav - exactly my point.  At least compliment my shoes or something before you go all testosterone on me ;)
  • Expendable said on Nov 15, 2008....
    How do you feel about clowns - are they fun, sad or perverted?
  • travelr712 said on Nov 15, 2008....
    ok, nice shoes :-)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 15, 2008....
    Expendable - I'm always a little leary of them.  Mostly I think they're stupid and evil.
     
    trav - LOL There ya go!  Why thank you!  yes I have big boobs.  [looks around for kyle now that the B word has been mentioned]
  • travelr712 said on Nov 15, 2008....
    what'll i get to see if i compliment your hair? :-P
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 15, 2008....
    trav - my hair
  • Fallyn said on Nov 15, 2008....
    *giggling*  i love this post......very cool *HUGS* just dropping in to say hi..........i haven't been able to get online ...i've been too busy. 
  • travelr712 said on Nov 15, 2008....
    so if i compliment your bum... ;-D
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 15, 2008....
    Fallyn - I'm glad you managed to drop in!!!  miss ya!
     
    trav - I'd giggle.  LOL  You're incorigable you rascal!
  • Fallyn said on Nov 17, 2008....
    *HUGS* i've missed you too!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 17, 2008....
    Fallyn - well ......... I've been here :P
  • Fallyn said on Nov 17, 2008....
    *grin* I know......stuff's been massively hectic.
    go guess what i found! :P and you'll partially understand more why i haven't been here. *grin*
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 17, 2008....
    Fallyn - Okay, now you've intrigued me into a PM.
  • Fallyn said on Nov 17, 2008....
    *laughing* it's craziness!

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