So I'm on the bus this morning jamming out to my current mix CD of happy music and I'm listeneing to "The ABC's of Kinky Sex" by The Lords of Acid. Now I listen to my music during my commute loudly enough so as to drown out the conversations of others and other miscelaneous distractions of the morning so as to allow me to properly relax. Apparently someone could not only hear what I was litening to but understood the actual lyrics and *complained* to the driver who then got on the speakers and asked that whoever was listening to the vulgar music please turn it down so that only they could hear it.

This is just funny in my opinion. It's also kinda sad but it's definitely funny. There's not a single swear word in the entire song you see... It's all about sex with lines like...

"E is for your enemma. I control the flow"

or

"L is loving licks you offer me"

or

"R is for restraints. To make the magic last."

Which means IMHO that someone needed to get laid. Badly. And it wasn't just me. ;)