First, check out this spelling of a first name. Krzysztof. Are there enough silent z's for you? It is pronounced Christoff. or Krist-off.

Our friend Krzysztof is the favorite to win the 205 pound championship of TUF this season. He's the only cast member I have actually seen fight on tv outside of this show. I saw him in one of the most memorable fights of all time. He was kneed in the balls 6 times by someone named Alex Andrade until the referee finally disqualified Andrade and awarded the painful decision to Krzysztof, and sad to say, it was the funniest fight I ever saw. How exactly do you accidentally kick someone in the balls 6 times?

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Whether it was God Himself or just a poltergeist influencing things for its own amusement, in Krzysztof's fight today on TUF he was immediately kneed in the balls three times, though none were really on the button I guess, because he didn't go down. You just heard the ref telling the opponent to keep the knees clean, and you hear Mr. K complaining to the ref that he got it in the balls three times. Worth a chuckle, but Andrade had some pretty good dingers in there, as opposed to today's TUF opponent, who didn't hardly ring any bells.

K is the class clown, the prankster. He does fun things like mess up people's food. Ha ha. Since his fight was the next up, the opposing team decided to prank him by shoving his mattress in a closet and covering it with everything they could think of, then filling his room up with every chair, table, and moveable item in the house, putting a label on his door that said UFC Storage Room. The entire team worked on the project. When K came back to his room and saw the wreck, he congratulated them on a good prank. I didn't see him cleaning up any. What I did see was that his teammates wanted no part of helping him clean up.

In retaliation, he took all the dishes and silverware in the house and put them out by the pool. Is that really a prank? K has an odd sense of humor. I think he was dropped on his head as a child.

The team coaches, Big Nog and Frank Mir, played a game of soccer, one kicks the ball at the goal, the other plays goalie. Minotauro Nogueira won because Frank Mir didn't want to mess up his hair or dive for anything as goalie. If it wasn't right at him, it scored. Nogueira was diving all over the place like an outfielder in baseball diving for fly balls at the very extension of his reach. Nogueira won $1,000 for each player on his team by this victory, and $10,000 for himself. Mir could care less about his team winning money.

Fight time. Kris Soszynski vs. some other guy. The opponent was a loser earlier in the show, but was brought back because somebody got injured, and he was the lucky replacement. Kris popped him in the face a bunch of times and ended up submitting him. It was a straight arm bar. It didn't last very long.

Krzysztzoffzzzz is well on his way to winning the UFC contract. I once saw a karate demonstration where the guy allowed people to kick him in the balls repeatedly without a cup. It was a trick. The guy retracted his nuts into whatever you can retract your nuts into, so they weren't actually getting kicked. How the hell you do that is beyond me. Somehow you just pull em up. Maybe he taped them up, before the show. Maybe he cut them off, for purposes of the show, and then taped them back on.

That would seem like a big sacrifice to make for a karate demonstration, but compare it to the actor who plays Macbeth. His head gets chopped off at the end of the play. You see Macduff hauling the head around by the hair.