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Fucking PMS...

OscarB posted on Nov 08, 2008 | views: 362 | Tags: angry, NaughtyMommy, kblarg, PMS, murder, funny

I swear I am going to commit murder, the slowest and most painful kind ever known to man. Every cell in my body is on fire and I am waiting for some schmuck to piss me off the tiniest bit more than I currently am ... and I will so take him out!!!!!

The only thing that will save me now is sex or chocolate... BUT if my husband even looks at me sideways at the moment...he will loose that eye as I will rip it out with my bare hands... so that is not an option, unless of course he is willing to sacrifice an eye.  I would be mildly impressed...

Chocolate it is...

I hope it helps!!! 



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  • peanut_WI79 said on Nov 08, 2008....
    I love this blog!!! OMG, rip out his eye! Maybe we can just find a man made of chocolate! Do you think they do that? ha ha!
  • OscarB said on Nov 08, 2008....
    I was at a bachelorette party once where penis shaped chocolates were served... hmmm... now thats cutting it down to the bare essentials... besides who is really interested in small talk anyway...

    I would give me great pleasure to sink these chompers into one of those!!!  :-)


  • NaughtyMommy said on Nov 08, 2008....
    Sooo sorry hon!! I know the feeling! Chocolate, eat lots of it!! If all else fails, poor the chocolate onto someone!
     
    NM
  • NaughtyMommy said on Nov 08, 2008....
    And ice cream... ice cream is good!
     
    NM
  • fragglesrock said on Nov 08, 2008....

    ummm, can you hold off on the chocolate or sex long enough to come this way and commit slow painful murder on my ex?

    kidding (well, slightly) but i do empathize and sympatize and hope you get a non jail time serving release ;)

  • lionesss said on Nov 08, 2008....
    i must say i do turn jackell and hyde once a month,chocolate is good,and i cant rest until iv had a massive slab or fruit and nut,'mmm' lovely,hope you feel alot better now,anotha problem is i get soso bad back ache reminds me of being in labour all those years ago,''a life time away,hahaha,:0)
  • OscarB said on Nov 09, 2008....
    Hi Ladies... glad to report I made it through the day without causing extreme pain, extensive injuries or death to family or innocent members of my community. 

    Ahhh... feeling like my old self again. 

    Thank you all so much for the proverbial shoulder... see you again in 28 days??

    Lotsa love
    O
  • MidniteToker said on Dec 02, 2008....
    PMS, yeah, they always deliver my packages late too. 
  • Misty_Eyed said on Dec 03, 2008....
    love the honest and humorous take on this feeling

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