When was the last time we had a fat president? When was the last time we had a bald president? When was the last time we had a president with a squeaky or otherwise unimpressive voice? When was the last time we had a president who openly said Fuck? Or even Shit? When was the last time we had a president with tits? When was the last time we had a Jewish president? When was the last time we had a president who was broke? When was the last time we had a president who wasn't an accomplished public speaker? When was the last time we had a president who wasn't full of shit?
Based on the above, I believe the qualifications for president are to be trim, hairy headed, impressively voiced, circumspect about saying fuck and shit in public, titless, Christian, rich, a good public speaker, and full of shit.



