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Allow me to introduce myself, my name is [irrelevant], though many who know me simply call me Jesus due to the resemblance I bear to the popularised image of the messiah, I'm 23 years old, what is presumptiously, yet not inaccurately, referred to as male, I reside in England and come with a generic farmers accent fitted as standard at no extra cost to you, the consumer.

I drink a great deal of coffee, this in part likely contributes to the odd periods of mania I don't suffer from, but instead rather enjoy, I tend to ramble, to be far too verbose, the virtue of being concise is not something I possess without concious effort, and it's something I tend to avoid when possible.

Such an attitude tends to have two rather distinct effects that I've particularly noticed, it tends to aggravate some people, who complain about my writing being confusing or disjointed, but it also tends to rather engage other people on a more intimate level, for lack of a better term.  Similarly, it amuses myself, and tends to result in some interesting prose which I didn't exactly see coming upon the writing of things, things which just flow spontaneously and seem to fit.

I have an interest in a wide variety of often quite odd things, such as astronomy, quantum phenomena, twisting logic, theorising utterly pointless intellectual and philosophical conjecture, such as how the universe began, which only serves to make me seem like an arrogant and rather pretentious individual.  Which, in truth, I am, and make no particular attempts to disguise that.

On the other end of the spectrum, I enjoy hyperactive 'music' (little more than whoops and whistles with a bassline in the background, awful, I know, but I find myself oddly drawn to it, though accepting it isn't exactly music in the traditional sense), I enjoy pointless fantasy speculation and monologue on utterly stupid things, I enjoy overdosing (not to a lethal extent, obviously as I'm still here) on caffeine, and bouncing off the walls of my abode to aforementioned music.  I also have a collection of shiny objects I've found or purchased purely for the purpose of them being shiny objects.

I like shiny things.

Off the spectrum entirely, I enjoy BDSM, and fantasize to rather extreme degrees, something I may or may not go into later, I really don't know at the moment, I also take perverse interest in manipulating social dynamics and pushing boundaries, my own included.

I resent conformity and normality and proudly consider myself an outsider and a whackjob, however cliched and dull that may be, I've been thinking this way since far before it was 'cool' to be an outsider, and I resent that mode of thinking, the fact of it is that I am strange, I'm far removed from normal in a number of ways and I recognise that, and make no attempt to integrate myself into the norm, despite the social situation that may put me in.

As it happens I tend to get along very well with near enough everyone despite my abnormality, I have a lot of acquaintances, very few of what I'd consider friends, I'm reasonably social in the right environment but I rather enjoy my solitude, I find myself to be a wonderful conversationalist, at least when I talk to myself... Which I do at length and with alarming frequency.

I'll leave it there so as not to go -completely- overboard, reading back through it it seems remarkably dry... Must be the fact that it's relatively early in the morning for myself, morning's really do start far too early methinks.

This has proven to be as much an introspective analysis of myself than an extrospective insight on myself, either way, this is largely for my own benefit anyway, I have the notion all blogs are, but that's for another time perhaps, anyway, I bid thee adieu.


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  • pusscat said on Nov 07, 2008....
    Hi there KosherKrackers and welcome!

    When I said "welcome to the madhouse" to you (on my 'What's in a Title' post), I didn't realise that you really were going to fit in as well as me ha ha!

    Shiney things. . . .ooh, ooh. . . I luuuuurrve shiney things for no other reason too than they are. . .well. . . shiney. . .why else would we like shiney things?!  I was probably a Magpie in a former life (is it Magpies or Jackdaws?)  Jeez I'm a bird lover and watcher, you'd think I'd bloody well know that!

    Anyway - gotta say I absolutely loved reading your first post.  Dry was not the work that came to mind ;-)  It was kinda weird reading some of the stuff as I was like, this is a guy and I'm a girl (hell, i can still call myself a girl at 41), he's about half my age and yet there were so many things written up there that I totally get.  I would start off talking about one thing in the pub, it would remind me (only me mind you) of something else so I'd go off at a verbal tangent then, just as quick as I left it, I'd come straight back to the original conversation as if I never left it ha ha!  My friends got used to me.

    Sorry - forgot to mention I can talk (type) hind legs off a donkey.

    See you around

    pc
  • KosherKrackers said on Nov 08, 2008....
    Thank you most kindly for the welcome Pusscat, glad to see abnormality is in some part the normality here, makes things a lot more fun :P

    Depends what the shiney things is though I suppose, some shiny things have secondary, or even tertiary reasons for liking them also, the primary one's always the shinyness though, the shinier the better, all that glitters may not be gold, but hot damn it's awesome anyway, so nevermind.

    I would take a theatrical bow at hearing my little monologue was well recieved, but that's remarkably difficult to do when sitting/lying down with a keyboard in your lap, despite my better efforts, so I'll merely thank you your compliment on my first post and the subsequent comment to those ends.

    Age is irrelevant in my mind, you know what they say, you're as young as the person you feel, wink wink, nudge nudge, haha.  I also love Monty Python... Anyway, thanks. /ramble
  • pusscat said on Nov 08, 2008....
    This gets weirder and weirder!!

    My Sir and I are mega Monty Python fans!!  He's in South Africa at the mo and trying to get hold of any Python stuff is like looking for rocking horse shit ha ha!   Ministry of Silly Walks will never leave my mind. .

    The shiny thing can have absolutely no practical use whatsoever - don't matter - if it's shiny it can come into my home.  If you'd seen the elbow grease I used this afternoon just to make sure my very shiny silver paper rack was extra shiny. . . actually . . . good job no one could see me polishing this afternoon as it was done as per Sir's instructions, "with only stockings and panties on, and videos of breasts whilst polishing are required".  (most people would put *blush* here but I'm not most people. . . .)

    Rambling again - better go get that beauty sleep women keep harping on about.

  • KosherKrackers said on Nov 11, 2008....
    Haha, I can imagine it would be pretty rare, not many people outside the UK really get it, and while it's easy enough to get the films here, I've had no luck finding the -real- Flying Circus, IE, the series, on DVD or video, as for favourite sketches, I adore the ex-parrot rant, and Confuse-a-cat had me in stitches.

    It's available online though, streaming and downloadable, I could point you to a few sites if you'd fancy passing them along to your other half, so to speak?

    Most people would also drool at the thought and such, not being most people either though, I'll chuckle approvingly, embarassment is for introverts and those that can't flaunt :P  Thinking about it though, that's a touch odd coming from a recluse like myself.

    Good luck with the sleep, I've got mild insomnia, I'm lucky if I get more than an hour or two a night, works fine for me though, gives me plenty of time to indulge random projects, listen to music, watch Twin Peaks and Monty Python, etc, etc.
  • pusscat said on Nov 11, 2008....
    It feels like I've known you for ages!

    If you know some really good MP site that would be brill.  My Sir needs a bit of chearing up at the mo (PC probs and shit boss, need I say more?!)

    Cheers :)

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