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I think it all started with women and their twat.

Women decided there was no reason to have hair on the twat, so it has spread like wildfire throughout the population. I figure in several years women will be bushless.

Then some men saw those shaved twats, and not to be outdone decided to shave their head. Now shaved heads are sweeping the country. I hate shaved heads, not bald, but shaved. It looks as stupid as hats on backwards. And white men can't look good with shaved heads, they look sick.

Men couldn't be satisfied with just the head, because they looked at a woman's shaved body and now seem to have decided to shave around their twang. Not only around the twang, but I hear all over their body so they can look more like women. The beard and mustache will follow suit.

I know what the next step will be. Women have complained for years about having to take care of their hair. They're probably already jealous that its becoming the thing for men  not to have hair to take care of. All they need to set it off is for some fashion freaks to walk the runway (some do now) without hair and make it 'the new wave of style'.

By the time that happens, we'll have shaved twats, shaved twangs, shaved bodies including mustache and beard, and shaved heads on both.

You know what's left?...........eyelashes. Yes, they will shave their damned eyelashes.

What a world that will be - no more flowing golden, brown, or black hair.

No more long blinking sexy eyelashes.

They will all just look stupid. And they will probably continue to wear the hat on backwards to look even more stupid.

Hair isn't all that bad, you know. Some hair looks really good and sexy - on men and women.

Surely they will realize that before its too late.

You think?


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  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 04, 2008....
    *post script* --- I still like a bush. 
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 04, 2008....
    I think men (and women) who shave their heads look like cancer victims.
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 04, 2008....
    unique- Exactly. I was talking to a black bartender in Vegas with a shaved head. He said white men who shave their head look like they're on chemo. Most do. I've only seen a couple women with shaved head, but that's probably true too. 
  • uniquely-ironic said on Nov 04, 2008....
    I've seen a couple of shaved headed women (not including Brittany Spears) and it always looks creepy to me.
  • secretlife said on Nov 04, 2008....
    never in a million years will women opt to shave their heads of hair.
    hair is really really important to women, beyond-  no matter if they wear it short or long, it is a very defining thing for a woman.
     
    i do understand why some men opt to shave their heads-  especially men who are balding in weird spots and can't look right unless they get rid of it all.  it must truley SUCK to go bald....and i think sometimes no hair is better than the spotty hair.
     
    now shaving privates?  i started doing mine when i was 20 years old or so-  i did it cause i liked the feeling of smooth lips-  i didn't shave everything in those days, but i have, on occasion, since.  hey, it's FUN.....and especially if you can get someone to shave you!
     
    do you really use the word twat?  and is twang a real word?
    lol....i never use those terms!!!
     
     
  • MissMimi said on Nov 04, 2008....
    I love a man's body hair.  Absolutely love it.
     
    I think in today's society, women (and men to some extent) are told that body hair is bad, ugly, unclean, whatever.  It's no wonder that we feel we are freaks for having body hair.
  • evil_twin said on Nov 04, 2008....
    I have to say, I like a smooth lady. But some hair is okay down there. Just enough to prove she's a woman, and the rest of its just in the way of the view. But that's just me. I sure hope women don't start shaving their heads though. That would not be cool. And I'll never shave my head, even if I start to go bald. I'll just wear a hat.

    But the only thing on my body that gets shaved is my face. I think a man should look like a man and that includes body hair. Of course I'm not that hairy anyway, so maybe I'd feel differently if I was gorilla like....

    -evil_twin LA
  • diabolicdame said on Nov 04, 2008....
    I can't imagine people without eyelashes.. and I hate shaven heads as well.. they just look silly! My roommate (female) kept shaving her head all the time.. people looked at her like she was a freak! Though she was an exception.. I have long hair upto the small of my back and I love it! Won't part with it for a million bucks! I do believe some amount of normal body hair is good.. looks natural.. to each his own though.
  • silver_phoenix said on Nov 04, 2008....
    beyond- surely they'll realize before its too late! it seems to me somehow that we (as in some women) got the idea that hairy= bad & gross especially in some places like the upper lip (on the face), the chin, underarms, legs....and maybe some women take it farther than others. personally, i like bald guys (the ones i know went bald because they were already getting bald spots) and these guys are hot and sexy. but i like guys with hair too! i try and not get too caught up in appearances though. i really do--i cannot help it if i do though! :-D 
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 04, 2008....
    okay, my hb is going bald... he just cuts his hair short so it isn't so obvious.  I have actually had a shaved head before, for about 5 years as a young adult.  I was alternative and I looked like senade o'connor - good in other words.
     
    As for down below joe and josephine! well I've been a dancer since a teen so I've never had ANY, now I don't mind the GT stripe... but I hate hair I'm with Secret, it feels better.  As for men? well I'm telling you I hate hairy balls, its just not nice... so no hair there but as for a mans body! ohhhh give me a hairy chest, a muff tickler ( moustache) I love facial hair....
     
    No women would really keep her head shaved and free of hair, its far too important for showing our individual styles and personalities.
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 04, 2008....
    secret- You've heard the saying - never say never, but I certainly hope they don't shave their head hair. Now, bald men are ok looking to me, it looks natural, shaving doesn't. As for twat, I've heard that since I was a kid. Twang not so much. I used it because they went together.

    mimi- You are not at all alone. All women I know without exception like body hair on men. I will say my wife doesn't like men with a hairy back - she thinks apes. She doesn't like shaved head either, but bald is ok.

    ET- Well, as I said in my first comment, I like a bush. It doesn't have to look like a prairie, just a bush. I'm like you, not real hairy and only shave my face.

    diabol- Your hair I would like. My wife's used to be to the small of the back, now its a few inches below the shoulder. People without eyelashes would really look freaky.

    phoenix- I think (most) women have been shaving face, legs, and underarms for what, a hundred years? You still see it now and then. But if I was going bald, I'd never shave my head. I think its about as sexy as a melon.

    lucy- I've noticed I learn things from you and today is no exception. Joe and Josephine is as new to me as twat and twang is to secret. You shaved your head for five years? Wow. Any pics? I'd like to see that.
  • TaintedAtBirth said on Nov 04, 2008....
    I can go just damn near any direction on this one.
    While I'm not fond of overgrown  women, pretty much all else is cool by me !!
    To each his/her own.
    (I have some pretty damn long  hair and have really always wanted it to be that way !!)


    Later all,


    TAB
  • mobil said on Nov 04, 2008....
    It's a mess, the hair thing has become like the political parties. No one can understand what's going on at any given moment.
     
    I had my wife shave her twat and she didn't like it, I liked it. But since she is the actual owner she won out.
     
    I didn't want to risk a sexual filibuster either.
  • TaintedAtBirth said on Nov 04, 2008....
    "I didn't want to risk a sexual filibuster either."
    That's hilarious mobil !!
    Been there done that huh ?!?!
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 04, 2008....
    TAB- Long live long hair!

    mobil- Those 'actual owners' usually do win out, don't they?

    'Sexual filibuster' - Hahahahahaha
  • gingersoul said on Nov 04, 2008....
    BeyBey......i think the key word here should be....lets play.....lol.....
     
    I mean.......whats wrong with experimenting?....

    Shave here and cut there......see how it looks, let all regrow again. This is something hair will never cease to do ...grow back.....my patatina has seen so many different styles.....LOL....

    Personally, i don't like hairy dudes at all....i mean, give me the less possible amount of hair in the right places and thank you man.....(also, i dont have to remind you that any hair at all do increase the sensibility of both partners....).

    Oh, and i find bald men to be sexy...i dunno....i just have the impulse to run my hands on that extra skin....lol.....
    But what can i say? Lately have re-discovered the sensuality of long hair tickling my belly.....go figure......;-p

    My hair are up to my shoulder wings......and even if i found some (rare) women beautiful with shaved heads i will never ever do the same ...... 
  • queenparanoia said on Nov 05, 2008....
    i dont shave it all... i trim it a bit... i dont want to have wild bush... bwahahahhahahaha... ;-)
  • Lucytorial said on Nov 05, 2008....
    Beyond ~ The only photo I have of that period is an old drivers lisence.. if I am ever in a NOT lazy mode I will scan and post just for you!.
     
    Joe and joesephine came about one afternoon when I was with an Aunty.. she was trying to tell me that boys have a joe... girls have a joesephine... so stop lifting your skirt girl! te he he he
  • FutureGoddess said on Nov 05, 2008....

    I once got a brazillian bikini wax - NEVER AGAIN - the pain was excruciating.  However, I do like to be almost clean downstairs.  I have a problem with the waxed floor look because I don't want to look like a 12 year old girl (it's a bit disconcerting when men really like that - are they pedophiles?) so I usually leave a landing strip. 

    As for men  - I like men who are not hairy - anywhere.  Hair yes, hairy no - so manscape gentlemen, manscape, trim trim trim....... and for Goddess Sake - WAX THE BACK.   That is the most abhorrent to me personally....I once dated a male model who was entirely hairless on the front, but didn't realize he had a hairy back or didn't care... ewww....

  • NaughtyMommy said on Nov 05, 2008....
    I love bald heads more than I like comb-overs! lol
     
    As far as trimming of the pubes - When I go down on a man, I go there to suck, tease, kiss... not to floss! I find that if they trim, the smell and taste is better.  I trim and sometimes shave because I believe it keeps things cleaner and easier to manage... and I like inviting a lover to sample me without picking hair from their mouths.
     
    I like most other body hair :)
     
    NM
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 05, 2008....
    ginsoul- I don't mind experimenting either, it just seems the country is hell bent to get rid of hair. I really, really don't want women to shave their heads. I have this perhaps unfounded fear they may do that. A question for you - I have your hair pictured looking like Jennifer Aniston's on 'Friends'. Am I close?

    queenie- Trim is ok.  Bushes are great.

    lucy- I'd really like to see that pic - a bald lucy, sounds like fun. Thanks for the origin of joe and josephine, I had no idea it would be from aunty.

    FG-  A wax down there?? O my God. I've found a lot of women don't care for the hairy back. Glad I don't have to worry about that.

    NM- I'm with you on the comb-overs. What is that anyhow? You can always tell what they are doing and it really looks stupid in the wind. And trimming is fine with me.
  • gingersoul said on Nov 05, 2008....
    BeyBey......hey,  you are right! How did you do it?...:-)..
     
    Same colors too....and like her, i had them straight, curled, waved...you name it....lol....
    Right now they are dark strawberry blond, slightly waved...i like curling them with a mousse ...
     
    But ....now.....how about YOU???  *wink wink*
  • GenerationMC said on Nov 05, 2008....
    I don't like hairy nipples, chest hair doesn't bother me but I don't like getting hair in my mouth so... 
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 05, 2008....
    ginsoul-  I knew it!!  Damn, I'm good sometimes. (how about me what?)

    generation- It seems that hair in mouth is a common dislike.
  • gingersoul said on Nov 05, 2008....
    BeyBey.......yes...you are damn good....lol..
     
    But.....did i miss your self description?
     
    If not.......this is what i am talking about.......how about YOUR hair......:-p
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 05, 2008....
    ginsoul- My hair is straight as a beam of light and does what it wants to. Its salt & pepper now (possibly more salt) but used to be jet black. I wear it where I don't ever have to comb it except a little in the morning. The length is half way down my forehead and over the ears about half an inch. If it gets windblown, I just shake my head and its back in place as well as it ever will be. Part is on the left and I used to have a cowlick, but it got sick and died. I don't use anything on it, ever, except washing with pantene. 
  • gingersoul said on Nov 05, 2008....
    BeyBey.....oh, salt and pepper.....just lovely....:-)

    So your hair do that nice flip like Robert Redford hair? Always bouncing back at their place?....lol....

    You know, this image goes just great with your slow walk, your Texan talk and your no-buttons shirts.... i am sure you can even ride a horse, am i right?....;-)
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 05, 2008....
    ginsoul- Its been a long time since I was on a ranch horse, but I'm still a ridin' fool on those merry-go-round fillies. 
  • peanut_WI79 said on Nov 10, 2008....
    What a great blog! I had tears in my eyes as I was reading it!! Ok, so...I like men that trim. I'm not big on going down on a man and fighting  pubic hair to get to trophy. And hair holds smell....Now shaving all the way down to the skin....ummmm, that's kind of different. I know I'd ask why he felt like he needed to look like a 10 year old boy. This would fuck up the mood:) Have a great....Thanks for the laughs!
  • beyondtheveil said on Nov 21, 2008....
    peanut- Now there's something I didn't think about - they want to look like little boys. 

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