I think it all started with women and their twat.
Women decided there was no reason to have hair on the twat, so it has spread like wildfire throughout the population. I figure in several years women will be bushless.
Then some men saw those shaved twats, and not to be outdone decided to shave their head. Now shaved heads are sweeping the country. I hate shaved heads, not bald, but shaved. It looks as stupid as hats on backwards. And white men can't look good with shaved heads, they look sick.
Men couldn't be satisfied with just the head, because they looked at a woman's shaved body and now seem to have decided to shave around their twang. Not only around the twang, but I hear all over their body so they can look more like women. The beard and mustache will follow suit.
I know what the next step will be. Women have complained for years about having to take care of their hair. They're probably already jealous that its becoming the thing for men not to have hair to take care of. All they need to set it off is for some fashion freaks to walk the runway (some do now) without hair and make it 'the new wave of style'.
By the time that happens, we'll have shaved twats, shaved twangs, shaved bodies including mustache and beard, and shaved heads on both.
You know what's left?...........eyelashes. Yes, they will shave their damned eyelashes.
What a world that will be - no more flowing golden, brown, or black hair.
No more long blinking sexy eyelashes.
They will all just look stupid. And they will probably continue to wear the hat on backwards to look even more stupid.
Hair isn't all that bad, you know. Some hair looks really good and sexy - on men and women.
Surely they will realize that before its too late.
You think?



