Here's two links that will help to set the stage for my post. Don't worry, my undersexed little pretties, there's no required reading, just some pictures to peruse. Let's get some common vibrations rattling...it's not CP, if you're lucky.

http://theonetrackmind.blogspot.com/2008/02/jailbait.html
http://www.lifeofahuman.com/top-10-jailbait-compilation/

     I'm 22, and let the record show that I would "savagely penetrate every orifice of [their] little bodies, with [my] throbbing, uncircumcised member."1 Am I pedo? Well legally (here in the greatest country on Earth, Canada) yes, and I could be looking at many, many years of very awkward showers with tattooed bikers...in prison.

     Age of Consent in Canada is 16 (was 14 until a few years ago) and I can't help but think to myself, "I would fuck some of those jailbait girls until I could fuck them no longer, I would empty every drop of moisture that I had in my body inside of them." And some of them looked younger than 16.

     Every straight, gay, bi and tranny person on this (our most excellent) planet has had a near jailbait experience. For all analytical-critical purposes, jailbait will be defined as young (teenage - we'll cross the "toddler" line later), developed, and willing (horny). I recall a barn party I accompanied some friends to, years ago. The night went as nights go, until....two fucking devilishly developed 10th grade girls start to make out. I know them vaguely as we attend the same high school. But then, the bomb..."Hey, [MidniteToker], come over here and make out with us."

     It soon degraded to every law abiding male's worst nightmare..."Please, come and make out with us. Come on, we want to, we like it. Please.." Ladies and Gentlemen let's get down to the brass tacks here. PAUL NEWMAN IS DEAD, AND HE'S NOT COMING BACK. What is an 18 year old kid with a skin-splitter of a hard-on to do?

     Okay, so they were willing, you say.  (ohhh so willing). But that doesn't matter legally. Consentual underage porking is no defence, trust me I researched for this post. Well that's kind of dumb, I think to myself. Until I stumbled upon our sicko pedo friend FRIT77's blog. If consent brings out the legal exeption, then I might as well slap on some lipstick and start sucking toddler clit as soon as they say "yes."

     Here's my point, if you're even still reading (I take along time to come to the point). There is no difference between a 4 year old and a 14 year old legally (when it comes to sex - In Canada.) Although your shrewd narrator is not of the toddler persuasion, everynow and then a highschool girl sticks her ass out and tries to pick me up at a party. And I know I'm not alone because someone is letting these girls into University parties.

     Where is the line, ladies and gents? Let's get away from legality and talk ethics. (I am a Philosophy student). Are there moral stigmas here? DUH, YES. I would say, morally speaking (not legally) that consent (true) consent is the line between good and evil. But there is the rub. What is true consent? When is a person able to consent. Sure I think we may be able to agree that the girls in those pictures are ready to consent. (Except maybe the ones Johnny Depp is trying to pick up.) But why!! A toddler can say yes, but do they understand the "yes". I think that most people simply support this [...] because it seems like a more attractive social norm to live with.2 I concur with the random specialist.

     Listen FRIT77 you pig-fucker, there is a reason that the Jews have bar and bat mitzvahs. 13 years old, is where they (as a culture) draw the fucking line that you are crossing. The "toddler line". It's where the kid becomes able to make decisions and take blame for consequences and so on. However, there is no nationalized bar mitzvah in Canada, so we draw the line at 16. Same in some African traditions, the rite of manhood (maybe there is also a rite of womanhood - marriage probably) exist to say "OKay, now we can fuck."

     However, Im really arguing separate points here. Everyone has a dark side and mine hates the age of consent. (I look young and get routinely propostitioned by teens) I have a friend who wrote his year-end dissertation on the idea that laws are fundamentally flawed in general. You can't have one rule to guide all situations. It just doesn't work, which is why we add exeptions (they prove the rule, isn't that why they say it.)

     So I'm going out tonight, to a Halloween party. And I will fuck whoever wants to hit on me.
 



Footnotes

1.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120669/quotes
2.http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/05/01/crime-bill.html