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I've visited the Dynasty Zarooni office recently and there's this cute Russian girl working for them. Having been out of the dating scene for quite some time now made me a little rusty with the whole approaching a girl thing. I left the office feeling like a complete wuss and it's a feeling a little to familiar way back in high school. They say nice guys finish last, at this point in my life I can't afford to finish last. So I did what any self respecting man would do. I searched the web for answers to the age old question, how do I approach a girl in public.

And here's what I found:

Steps

  1. You have to get out there and seek them out! Most intelligent and classy girls do not go door to door looking for dates.
  2. Enter a public place such as school and check out the girls
  3. Seek eye contact. Maintain eye contact while trying to keep underwear and armpits dry.
  4. Smile. Avoid appearing overconfident as she may find you cocky, but you mustn't be shy either. Some girls do like shy guys. But most of them want a guy who's not afraid to go out on a limb sometimes.
  5. Approach with confidence; don't use cheesy pick-up lines, they rarely work. A simple "Hi, how are you tonight?" should break the ice. Or, if you're a teenager, a less formal "Hey, how's it going?" or "Hey, what's up?" will suffice. Being polite and friendly always helps.
  6. Wait for the signals that she is interested: laughing (at your hilarious jokes), flicking her hair around, etc. If she makes any physical contact, like touching your arm while she laughs, it's a good sign.
  7. If you really think she/he is very intrested in you and you like being chased, follow this step, but it is not 100% all the time. After you are 100% sure she is wanting you like a million dollar bill at the mall after flirting for a while, simply say "it was nice talking with you" and walk away. Now if she really was intrested in you enough, she might stop you and ask for you phone # or ask to meet up again.
  8. Take a hint if she's not interested. If she's busy, or if your comic genius is not being appreciated, then say, "It was great to meet you" and cut your losses. If you come on too strong, some women might feel threatened.
  9. Take it small steps at a time. If you think she is interested, don't overdo it: be brief, return to your friends, say, "Maybe we can have a chat later."
I don't know if this stuff works or not but it sure is worth a shot than just day dreaming. If Dynasty Zarooni girl says yes then I'd be happy to write a follow up to this blog, if not I'd still write a blog so you'd know how much I sucked :). For now let me give you the links to some of the blogs that I've been writing just click on it and enjoy!

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