The phone rings as I'm laying in bed one night and I reach over...pick up the receiver...
 
* papi, papi * A breathless female voice utters faintly....(spanish for daddy, daddy).
 
 The conversation was totally in spanish but I'll translate it as verbatum as possible.
 
*daddy, daddy *  The voice gasped faintly into the phone....
 
Now at this point several thoughts crossed my mind and one of them was that my ex was playing games with me and although this wasn't her style, I couldn't resist and I immediatly started to play along...
 
* speak louder * I said...getting into a more comfortable position in bed...
* daddy, daddy * said the gasping female voice.... * talk to me..I need you *
* where are you ? * I said...
* in bed * came the reply...  
* what are you wearing ? * I asked...
* my robe...I just took a shower and I came to lay down and I got hot * ...another gasp....
* your dick * she said...
* huh? * I said (like a fool)
* how's your dick ? * she said * is it hard ? Tell me what you're going to do to me with your
   your dick *
* take your right hand * I said * and now think of that hand as my hand...not yours *
 
* put it on your belly * I continued *and start touching your skin gently with your  
   fingertips slowly in a circular motion and move them down towards your vagina*
 
* as you get between your legs you gently touch the lips of your vagina and trace the edges
  with your fingertip very gently....start at one end and very lightly trace it up and down on
  one side and then repeat the trace touching up and down the other side...very gently...
  (gasping sounds)...tickling the skin rather than touching it....* I said in a smooth mellow
   tone of voice.
* with one fingertip * I continued * lightly touch your clitoris....( louder gasp )....and start to
   tickle your clitoris with side to side ... and up and down motions....(faster breathing)...*
* how is your dick ? * she asked...
* soft * I replied * you  put it in your mouth and start tickling my dick with the tip of your
   tongue*
* hhmmmmmmm * she murmured....
* as you tickle and caress my dick with your tongue...suddenly you find that it starts growing
   and filling the inside of your mouth *
* hmmmmmmmm * she replies louder....* tell me * she says * tell me what you are going to
  do to me with your dick *
* keep touching the clitoris gently and think about my dick....swollen hard and the head
   rubbing your vagina lips...suddenly entering and as you think about this.... push your finger
   into your vagina all the way in *
* audible gasp *
* how is your dick ? * she asks again...
* hard and throbing * I start to reply and then noticed the sudden silence on the line.... I
   try to get some reply saying hello ? but nothing...silence continues then line goes dead.
 
Oh well...you can fool some of the people some of the time.....but not all the time.  I had dejavue feelings of the 70's when pranks like this were common with some of my friends or with my then girlfriends but haven't had one ...let alone the real thing...in a very long time.
 
I wonder about the look on her face when she suddenly realized that she had dialed the wrong number in the heat of her passion and was having phone sex with a stranger. 
 
Such is life.
Rc
 
   


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  • RollingC said on Oct 26, 2008....
    This actually happened last week sometime.  I'm wondering....  has this ever happened to anybody?
    Not just being the recipient of a similiar call but actually making a call like this and then suddenly.....ooooops....wrong number !
     
    Just curious,
    Rc
  • CayenneMan said on Oct 26, 2008....
        I would have liked to have seen your face when you found out you were having phone sex with an eightytwo year old seniorita . . . I don't actually think she hung up on you , I figure the nurse at the nursing home probably walked into her room and rolled her on her side to prevent bed sores and administer her meds. Don't worry she call you back . . .you dirty old man you.   ;0)
  • diabolicdame said on Oct 26, 2008....
    Aren't you lucky!! Actually so is she.. imagine if she had wrongly dialed to some other stranger who would've hung up on her.. so I guess it was 'meant to be'.. hehe.. I was once caling a friend on new years morning and got cross connected to some old lady hollering at me to "GET HOME RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY".. she was in the middle of her tirade when it got disconnected.. I never got to hear the end of it.. hehe.. it sure woke me up though!!
  • CreativeWoman said on Oct 26, 2008....
    That's a pretty steamy wrong number, Rc.  Whew...

    I can't say it's ever happened to me.

    CW
  • Jenna said on Oct 26, 2008....
    Whoa....it's gettin' hot in here......That's pretty funny RC......I have one question though.....nahhhhh, I won't ask . lol
  • cuppajava said on Oct 26, 2008....
    Well well RC - I havent reads this kind of post from yourself in a while - that was quite an interesting wrong number !!!
    I am not sure whether to call you lucky or not !!!
    and no...............I have never done that or had it happen to me before
  • RollingC said on Oct 26, 2008....
    Cayenne - you know? It never ocurred to me that someone from a 
                       nursing home would be doing things like that...lol
                       Lets see if she really calls back.
    Diabolic - actually yes...I consider myself lucky.  Used to have conversations
                      like that with  a girlfriend who was insatiable long ago.  At least
                      it brought back memories.
    Creative - Yep...hey it  got my juices going and kinda unexpected like also. :^)

    Jenna     - Ok...what was the Question? Can it be said in public ?  LOL

    Cupp     -  Actually I've never written a post with sexual overtones before and it's
                      really not my norm.  But it's an experience in telling something intimate.


    Thank you all for visiting and commenting.       :^)

    Rc
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 26, 2008....
    Okay what I wanna know is what you did after she hung up! bwa ha ha haa
     
    Rolling, quite unusual for you to write this... so where is your mind honey???
     
    ((i bet you enjoyed that phone call more than you would admit))
  • travelr712 said on Oct 26, 2008....
    LOL lucy, i was thinking the same thing!
     
    no rc, that's never happened to me. at least not with a wrong number. i just wonder why it took her so long to realize that she didn't recognize your voice?
  • RollingC said on Oct 26, 2008....
    Lucy - in the gutter is where my mind went after that call.  .....heh..... and yeah...I
               enjoyed that phone call more than I thought !
               
    Trav - I was wondering the same thing....it took her that long to realize the voice
               was different ?  hmmmmmm !

    Thanks for commenting.

    Rc
  • mobil said on Oct 26, 2008....
    Geez she got that far ya think she'd a finished the thing up no? haha
  • RollingC said on Oct 26, 2008....
    Ya darn right Mobil..... I feel cheated ...  LOL ...
     
    (I still don't know if my ex was behind this...it's not her style but she likes pulling practical jokes.)
  • NaughtyMommy said on Oct 27, 2008....
    It hasn't been long since I had phone-sex, but that was incredibly hot!  I wish that it had been me on the other end of the line... though I dont speak spanish and I would have made you finish before I had hung-up! Lucky fella!
     
    NM
  • pusscat said on Oct 28, 2008....
    A few years back when I lived in Nottingham (in the UK) my husband had an advert in a few local papers to sell a motorbike.  Now for the sake of this story I will use the name 'Tina' for me as it sounds a little like my real name. 

    Answering the phone early one evening to an Asian sounding gentleman enquiring about my advert I told him politely that I would just pass him over to my husband, to which I heard a loud click as he hung up?  How strange?!

    The next morning, a Saturday, I again answered the phone to an elderly sounding gentleman enquiring about the advert in the Ad-Mag and if there were any extras.  (Well there was an old helmet we could throw in)  He asked me if I may go into more detail as to what the advert entailed.  Once again I suggested that I hand him over to my husband who could answer his questions better than me.  He stuttered for a moment and said he'd much rather ask me the questions if i didn't mind.  I said that I didn't mind but my husband really was better at the finer details than me.  The sound of someone hanging up resounded in my ear.  This was getting quite weird.

    That same evening I took a call from a gentleman asking for Gina. I said "yes, this is Tina", (thinking he had just pronounced my name wrong).  He said he had seen my advert and wanted to know which side of the railway crossings I lived. Now, being a little the worse for half a bottle of cider, it never occured to me that the bike advert had no name on it.  I was confused at this point though as how did he know where we lived?  I asked him where he had got the information from.  Did he believe he knew me?  Before I had finished my sentence he asked how much would £50 buy him?  i laughed and said, "considering the full price is £1,200, not much at all ha ha".  I said I would put my husband on the phone.  My husband said that all he heard was the sound of someone hanging up.  This was getting beyond a joke. 

    Within half an hour of this call the phone rang again.  I was ready to have yet another strange conversation as this seemed to be the norm at the moment.  I very nice sounding young man was on the other end.  "Gina?", "Tina - yes?", "I'm gonna be a bit late picking you up tonight but hope you can still fit my massage in babe - I've had a few probs at the gym".  Mmmmm - I thought - wouldn't mind giving HIM a massage at all LOL!  I told him that i thought he had the wrong number.  My name was Tina and he obviously thought he was talking to Gina.  With a few more words, a bit of chat, it became apparant that his girlfriend, GINA, was a private Masseur, lived just the other side of the railway crossings from me and her telephone number was just one digit different to mine!  He said she usually used her mobile on the adverts but it was broken.  No wonder all those men hung up when I offered to hand them over to my husband ha ha!  Would you want to talk about 'extras' with the husband LOL?   I still remember all those calls to this day.  We did eventually sell the bike.

    I did receive a lot more calls for the lovely Gina but at least now I knew I could steer them all in the right direction and told everyone to dial '9' where they had dialled '6'.
  • RollingC said on Oct 28, 2008....
    Naughty - Thanks for the visit and letting me know you'd have the grace to stay
                      for the duration if it had been you....  :^)
    Pusscat - Getting all those phone calls because of a missdial of one number is
                      a pain isn't it ?  I'm getting the same thing occasionally with a medical
                      center.
    Thanks for commenting.
     
    Rc
  • submissivepet101 said on Nov 14, 2008....
    Ok, I know that I'm a little late in reading this, but...
    That was like, the funniest story ever! Thanks for sharing, I loves it!
  • starchini said on Mar 11, 2009....
    omg!  thats hot. 
  • curezilla said on Apr 27, 2009....
    ALERT
    This could have been dangerous!
  • ABOVE_TOP_SECRET said on Jun 06, 2009....
    We don't answer the phone for this very reason. Leave a message first.
  • RollingC said on Jun 07, 2009....
    Cure... agreed that it could've turned out much different in a negative way but only
                 if I had really been stupid ( I feel ).
    Above...Many times I don't answer the phone for the telemarketers.  What a pain
                 they are.  The others  I usually just hang up.
    Thanks for reading you two.
    Rc
  • ABOVE_TOP_SECRET said on Jun 08, 2009....
    Interesting!
  • UnicornForm said on Jul 08, 2009....
    thats the best prank call  ever...oh you shouldent give us ideas like that,:) lol well me anyways... 
  • seer said on Jul 18, 2009....
    She could have been a elephant. Or Hillary Clinton. You never know.

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