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Unwitting Accomplices Fuck Over Blogging "Community"

SithBorg posted on Aug 20, 2006 | views: 2035 | Tags: Deception, wonder, directory, dudes, nemesis, schizoprenia, regular attractions, love, Jane London, Sithborg, delusion, pyschopaths, blogging, rock, sabotage, righteous, soul poison, nuts, the supervillain of soulcast, crazy, depression, bonkers, No Light Zone, feminism
SithBorg’s Revenge

It is with ultimate delight and infinite enjoyment that I witness the
fallout from my simple plan to undermine the foundations of anonymity
so treasured by the miniscule motorminds blogging herein.

With a single reference to TheNakedProfessor’s “mOOn platOOn” post
as a clue, the Sherlock Holmes contingent of blogocracy deduced a link
betwixt the Professor and me.

It was only a tiny step for the paranoid to assign sinister conspiratorial
spin to the link. The lightbulb came on: what’s to stop one anonymous
blogger from becoming another? And another? And yet another still?

How ALIENated ran with the ball! Carrying the implication straight to the
goal line, he obligingly started accusing everyone of being somebody else!
Ah, the smug satisfaction that’s curled my lips upward in hysterical aston-
ishment has made another day among you asinine nose-pickers passable.

You can’t stop talking about it now, and behold - ! A sudden influx of new
identities, a flashing wash of unusual talent bursting over the screen as if
a blogged-out version of the California God Rush were underway. How
effective SoulCast is at tricking promising writers into working for fractions
of pennies on the word for months at a time. Get paid, indeed.

My satisfaction at clogging the drain of uncompensated brain power and
overrated marketing finesse will only be topped by the public concession
of such exploiters that they need to share the wealth. Give your top writers
a larger piece of that lucrative ad pie that you so tritely brag about gaining
in your corporate-copy SoulCast Administration pronouncements.

Kudos to TheLateNakedProfessor for exposing the truth behind the words
(see TNP’s: What you are about to read is true. The names have been
changed…) for I do believe that he’s gone. For he and I share a common
experience that breeds a common fate, and my hours, too, are waning.

And in the meantime, wonder: are your friend and your enemy the same?
Is your eros being homosexually stirred? Is your ego being played like a
tennis ball hit against the wall by a single player switching paddles?

A writer creates characters, and what greater challenge than to become those
characters in here? And to watch them interplay, not only with themselves,
but with every new simple, trusting soul that casts its naïve shadow on
this bleak wall.

For sooner rather than later, by being one name, that name will reveal every
facet of who you have become by the name known to all. And anonymity will
prove a leaky ship.

Have a nice blog.


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  • Danj3ris said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Have the multitude of blog stalkers in this whirlpool of identites read my above post and felt a sudden rush of fear? A bit of Doubt? A Pang of disgust?

    Have your souls been tainted? Or were they tainted beforehand, prompting you to spread its appeal and revulsion amongst a number of guises?

    Oh the woes of a blog, rife with two-faces and three-faces, Jacks Of All Trades and panderers to the collective droves.

    Then again, I rather be myself SithBorg. Welcome to SoulCast by the way, I didn't get the chance to say it before.
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Yeah, SithBorg. The supervillain of SoulCast strikes again!
  • Dreamknightx said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Fuck you, SithBorg. Why do you live?
  • StoneMaster said on Aug 20, 2006....
    This is the last time i read a SithBlog before getting ready for church. TOO DEPRESSING.
  • RodSerling said on Aug 20, 2006....
    If ever there were a candidate subject for an episode
    of The Twilight Zone, you, SithBorg, are it.

    There's the signpost up ahead...
  • hotaka said on Aug 20, 2006....
    And just today I was starting to wonder how many people might not be doing multiple blogs. There have been a few odd coincidences recently that smack of multiple personalities stemming from the same keyboard. But so what? I considered creating a false character as an experiment because my personal posts get very little attention. What if I created an alter ego and tried to storm this place?

    Or how about a rumour that SoulCast was started by six uni students doing an experiment for psychology and that the 18 most popular SoulCasters are those six people supporting each other. The rest of us just fall into the trap!

    But then again, there are times I just grow weary of the blogging thing and consider turning my attention and energy elsewhere.
  • planeturanus said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Whoa, Dudes! This is really some hot place! Who needs drugs when you can get your mind twisted for free here! I DIG this place! It rocks!!!
  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Welcome back Sith in all your identities.
  • planeturanus said on Aug 20, 2006....
    What this about "all your identities?" This is so cool! Like a mystery or something!
  • ALIENated said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Shut up. SHUT UP. I know it is just you and me and I am
    only me. Well, and maybe the SoulCast person/people.
    However, I do like to saying SithBorg, SithBorg, SithBorg.
    Thanks for keeping us entertained professor, you cheeky
    monkey.
  • planeturanus said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Oh God, someone here's a monkey? Like in ACTUALITY?! This is getting weirder by the minute! Rock on Dudes!
  • FaithfulDisciple said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Hey Sithborg, it would interest you to know that one of the ads posted here on your blogs was on schizoprenia. I don't blame you if you and TNP ran to the same site where they pay you awfully lot. Mind telling us where you're headed?
  • JadeLondon said on Aug 20, 2006....
    I love you, SithBorg--for all your painful honesty and stabbing truths--even though I am the Other and you would as soon have me die.

    Hotaka: I am flattered to think that I may be one of many. There do seem to be many that reside in my head, but that should explain the mercurial behavior in my posts...
  • planeturanus said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Hey are you really THE Jane London? Cool, if so!
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Ah, SithBorg...endearing, spiteful, quick-witted bastard child of the universe. You intrigue me, and for that I thank you.
  • planeturanus said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Endearing? Are you ALL pyschopaths?
  • FaithfulDisciple said on Aug 20, 2006....
    You know what Planet, you're really funny, you'd give ALIENated a run for the title of funniest SC blogger. PU you rock!
  • planeturanus said on Aug 20, 2006....
    What a compliment, man! You rock, too, truly and righteously!
  • celestialspace2001 said on Aug 20, 2006....
    SithBorg, I need a new boyfriend now that TheNakedProfessor is embalmed and on display in the SoulCast Museum Of Famed Bloggers. How about a little attention? Or did you give up on the niceties of interactive human behavior long ago in favor of monologulous masturbraining?
  • planeturanus said on Aug 20, 2006....
    This is CRAZY! Totally bonkers! MASTURBRAINING! What a riot! (I sure hope my mom nevers sees this, though! She is SUCH a worrywort!)
  • JadeLondon said on Aug 20, 2006....
    The JANE London...

    Wouldn't you like to know?

    **sigh**

    No, I am just me.

    **sniff**

    Does that mean you don't like me anymore?
  • planeturanus said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Of course not! Jane London is way too old for a young, very un-hip dude like me! My mom likes her, though, because she was a "stand-up" proponent of Women's Lib way back when! My mom is kind of a strident Feminist, except when it comes to mothering. Then she's a strident Smotherer! What luck, huh? (But I love her lots, though!)
  • JadeLondon said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Very un-hip? Somehow I doubt that.
  • Kevin606 said on Aug 20, 2006....
    i really dont understand whay that fucking cripple hunter likes you mr.sithborg....I mean really get an imagination. Why not call your self micheal kruger or hannable kahn.

    anyway I thought yould like to know that I PUNKED HUNTER see my blog for details....
  • chefK said on Aug 20, 2006....
    SILVERWEENER HAS BANNED MY FRIEND K606 BECAUSE HE IS A FUKING ASSHOLE. MY CAT RIGHTS BETTER THAN HE DOES.
  • Expendable said on Aug 20, 2006....
    How ironic. Here you're complaining about SW when all he's doing is sticking up for his friend Hunter who K606 flamed - and here you're sticking up for K606.
  • Kevin606 said on Aug 20, 2006....
    I like that lets all start calling him silverweener.
  • FaithfulDisciple said on Aug 20, 2006....
    The post owner has the right the nuke flamers from their site. It's a way of keeping the discussion within bounds. Torches (flaming comments) are senseless as it could only lead to burnouts.
  • yeahbutnobut said on Aug 20, 2006....
    I'm with Alienated, but instead of saying sithborg, I like shitbog, shitbog, shitbog. It conveys an image, you see.

    An apt image, I mean.
  • chefK said on Aug 20, 2006....
    SITHBORG ARE YOU ANOTHERONE OF HUNTERS BITCHS???WHYDONT YOU FIGHT BACK WHEN HE MAKES FUN OF YOU??
  • eliza said on Aug 21, 2006....
    Artificial storm. Nice though. Eliza, Hungarian Outsider.
  • Dreamknightx said on Aug 21, 2006....
    Excuse me Hotaka...isn't Hotaka a false character? Or can I look you up next to the mountain in the phone directory?
  • RodSerling said on Aug 21, 2006....
    A humble suggestion from one letter-assembling wordsmith to another. If you continue to get comments from moronic fanboys filled with envy and inadequacy, feel free to exercise your editorial privileges and delete the little snarks.

    If these forlorn fools have noting better to do than "punk" (re: stalk) celebrity bloggers, it's time for some community service. The geniuses who flip burgers can certainly switch to chain-gang orange and spear some of the crap they've been throwing out the window at others.

    Submitted for your approval...
  • RodSerling said on Aug 21, 2006....
    Thou herefore on these Herbs, and Fruits, & Flours Feed
    first, on each Beast next, and Fish, and Fowle, No homely morsels, and whatever thing The Sithe of Time mowes
    down, devour unspar'd, Till I in Man residing through the
    Race, His thoughts, his looks, words, actions all infect,
    And season him thy last and sweetest prey.

    - Paradise Lost by Milton, John
  • StoneMaster said on Aug 21, 2006....
    Exactly my dear Watson. And "Sithe"Borg isn't an American in the USA...and here's another clue for you all...the walrus was Paul.

    HÓTEL BORG | POSTHUSSTRAETI 11 | 101 REYKJAVIK | PHONE 551 1440 | HOTELBORG@HOTELBORG.IS

    I remember it now from 1995.
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Aug 21, 2006....
    You mean he isn't named after the JediTrek's number one
    nemesis???
  • StoneMaster said on Aug 22, 2006....
    I am convinced that at least 2 or possibly 3 of the "popular members" listed on the feature page are Soul Moles. Especially
    the ones whose blogs started near The Beginning or right around June, 2006. This ain't necessarily a BAD thing, as people are usually led by example. And maybe it's just me, but since we're on to them anyway I personally think that it would be cool if they just admitted it and said "so what?" I would accept it and move on, because at least then we would have some familiarity with actual people behind the curtain. The curtain between us and them sort of puts me off. The way they maintain this "professional" distance is so 20th century. What's the point in not personalizing the service a little bit with a few permanent bloggers? Hell, if they AREN'T doing it they SHOULD hire a couple. But not silverwhisper, because I think a blog should not just be a bunch of daily surveys, whether posed as direct questions or roundaboutly in some concocted series, no matter how good these are at drawing views and by the numbers game getting ad clicks. Gotta have a few creativewomen, weirdworlds and nakedprofessors to keep people coming back.
  • StoneMaster said on Aug 22, 2006....
    Yeah, that's the ticket. SoulCast should hire one excellent blogger per genre to inspire us and entertain the masses while more people pile on.
  • yeahbutnobut said on Aug 22, 2006....
    Interesting idea you got oh stonedmaster. Veddy.
  • SithBorg said on Aug 22, 2006....
    Although I rarely engage in the back-and-forth
    commentary which inevitably devolves into tangents unrelated to the original post, several respondents have amused me - not a simple accomplishment, therefore worthy of brief acknowledgement.

    RodSerling: a sign of true culturalization, and the only sophisticated guess at the origin of my moniker. Congrats to the dead writer, and appreciation for his ever-wafting cigarette fumed pithy philosophizing.

    StoneMaster: astonishingly, there is an indication of several surviving brain cells managing to scream out their existence through the blue haze engulfing them. There are more moles on the feature pages of SoulCast than in the gardens of Arkansas.

    ChefK and Kevin606: these escapees from The Dukes Of Hazard's outtake pile aren't worthy of any recognition, however for the sake of further entertainment I have flashed upon an image equating them to the blog equivalent of the black-jacketed Colombine Couple. How futile and frustrating it must become to the megalomanic convinced that he's carrying the biggest arsenal, only to enter the battlefield and find that his missile is among the tiniest.
  • SithBorg said on Aug 22, 2006....
    celestialspace2001: "Masturbraining." Very well, you have my attention. Sustaining it will be a greater challenge.
  • hotaka said on Aug 23, 2006....
    Well, dreamknightx, the name is just a name but the words are true to my character, come from my heart mostly except when I'm really tired. Then I don't know where they come from. What I meant was coming up with a character and writing how that character would write. Kinda like chosing to be a real shithead like some people have (didn't mean you) instead of just being an average nice guy. Course, the shitheads might actually be that way. Some people get their thrills like that, I guess.
  • MadameSosostris said on Aug 23, 2006....
    Ah, Sithborg, I am SO depressed! And have so MANY questions--is my Hunter Man REALLY dead? Or has this wicked game you and Naked have been playing with great skill and wit finally reached its nadir? I offered the Professor before to contact me for PROFESSIONAL REASONS, and alas, he did not reply. Perhaps you will be kind enough to get this message to him? Let's jump this death-shrouded ship and make a million of our own! We will take with us only the most talented and versatile and create our own monster who will feed OUR souls, as well as our very empty coffers. What say you, or rather, Herr Naked? Only send me a message of some sort and I will reply IMMEDIATELY!

    Yours in Unnecessary Starvation and Disillusion,

    Madame S.
  • sheemAfeM said on Aug 28, 2006....
    Wow. So bitter. So articulate.

    So strange. So intriguing.

    So what?

    So there.
  • Dreamknightx said on Aug 28, 2006....
    SithBorg, would you happen to work at Starbucks? Aren't you that girl with the growth on her chin?
  • StoneMaster said on Aug 29, 2006....
    Watch it, Dreamknightx. That's my wife you're talking about.
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Aug 29, 2006....
    well, SithBorg, I can't help but notice - you can't be baited, you can't be tempted, you just sit up there in that lofty mind tower glaring with contempt at poor lil' us.

    You don't like exchanges, you want to say it all. But you don't say anything about where YOU are from. Or what YOU stand for.

    Is it true that you're a Swedish dermatologist?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 31, 2006....
    You're getting soft on me, SithBorg. Kudos? From the master of malevolence?

    I guess you really did think I was dead.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 31, 2006....
    P.S. - I don't appreciate being used to perpetrate a fraud. I can perpetrate a fraud perefctly well on my own.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 31, 2006....
    ...or rather, "perfectly"...

    ahem
  • celestialspace2001 said on Sep 04, 2006....
    nobody's perfect...
    and he deleted his account!
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 05, 2006....
    Stop flirting with SithBorg, celestial one...

    the Professor is starting to doubt your loyalty.

    Could the crafty redhead be playing both sides
    of the field?
  • RollingC said on Sep 21, 2006....
    hhmmmmmmm.....how do you know Sith is a redhead?
    or is Celestial the redhead?

    I must admit to having a previous personality here but only because of stupidity.....lost my password and had to start under this name but the fact of having more than one identity smacks of multiple personality disorder...(hmmmm)
    I enjoy the fun and honestly...keeping track of different agendas is very entertaining although I don't know how anyone can do it for long.
  • SithBorg said on Sep 24, 2006....
    I haven't a red hair on my body - except the ones left by Celestial on her midnight visit - and my agenda is watching the dominoes fall around the imperialist pigs.

    Masturbraining.
  • Saladine said on Oct 01, 2006....
    are you jew
  • pete said on Oct 01, 2006....
    did you block me cocksucker?
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Oct 18, 2006....

    Apparently not.  The part that sucks is still hanging open below your nose,

    drooling.  Blimey.

  • ALIENated said on Oct 21, 2006....
    Good one, but I think Pete is long gone.
  • RollingC said on Oct 22, 2006....
    It appears so....
  • WhyChromosome said on Nov 27, 2006....
    Sithborg, the pomposity of the terminology in your pseudo-erudite but in reality vacuous statements...leaves me cold.
  • TheNakedProfessor said on May 25, 2007....

    Forget religion: here is a link to "God" -

    http://www.soulcast.com/The_Naked_Professor/


    Happy Eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hunter_boyce_chandler said on May 25, 2007....
    This was such a fun read the first time.  I never realized that TNP was accusing me of being the PC guy.  But thats alright.  I actually thought that the PC guy was a stuck up version of Sith.  Now I'm not so sure anymore.  All of the demons seem to have left this place. 
  • Heartwalker said on May 30, 2007....
    wow, lot of things have happened and are still happening since I left... Looks like it's revenge of the sith...
  • radioclash said on May 30, 2007....
    haha sithborg, all your identities would be put to better use in washington than trying to inform the masses of a corrupt blog site *wiggles fingers mysteriously* i'm embarrassed for your wasted talent. write a fucking book.

    -rc

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