Is it just me, or is this site slow tonight  - again?
Anyway,I digress.
I have always been known as an animal lover -always had dogs and cats in the family,and have always been able to 'talk' to them and understand them.Any animal lover will agree,that if animal knows that it is loved - it will be your protector and companion for life.
So,my cat -Garfield - and yes,the cat fits the animal,and then some.I think in this house -he wears the pants sometimes and not me.Well,he doesnt really say much,most of the time.He is a house cat,and ventures out side when i open the doors in the mornings and the evenings.
But food is his favourite talking point,especially when he wants it - which is quite often.But his other little trick,is getting his way into my built in cupboards in the evening,as he likes to lounge and relax on my t shirts on the shelf space.
He will only go in one cupboard in one room.He will stand by the door and sit and the next thing i hear is 'MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeoooow'
So I ignore him,as i know what he wants,and decide he needs to wait a while.
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwww'
Ok,now he means business.So off i go to the bedroom and there he sits in front of the cupboard.
'So what is it this time?' I asked
"mmmmeeeeooooW' was the reply
'No its too early' I said
'mmmeeeoow' came the shortened reply,from a head now cocked sideways

'Is that your final answer,or would you like to phone a friend?' I asked.

He looked at me,said nothing,and decided to crawl under the duvet on my bed instead.I guess the million dollar question was just too  much for him.
Does anyone remember the episode where the lady thought that the elephant was bigger than the moon,in spite of phoning a friend,who gave her the correct answer -she still got it wrong?She used all 3 life lines on the FIRST question,for a hundred bucks.........