This is becoming a sat. afternoon ritual, but it makes me laugh really hard.  I'm snorting.  HAHA!!!

 

chaz: u ever had anal sex
me: All the time!!  It's my favorite!!!
chaz: nice
chaz: when u do it last
me: I'm doing it right now!

 

fastflash: hi va beach here

me: hi

fastflash: hi where ya from?

me: ptown

fastflash: where is p town?

me: you're in vb and you don't know?

me: why not?

me: military?

fastflash: no use to be a supervisor with ford now self employed

me: drug dealer?

fastflash: windows and siding contractor

me: ahh

me: same thing

fastflash: u think ?

me: basically

fastflash: y u say that

me: cause it made me laugh to do so

fastflash: i see

 

stdnasty1: hi how are you?
stdnasty1: may i ask weird question?
me: please do
stdnasty1: what you think about guys in panties?
me: (pic of barfing green face)
stdnasty1: damn

 

LA9: so what u look like?

me: ugly and hideous

me: you?

LA9: oh come on. i seriously doubt it

me: fo shizzle

LA9: blonde hair blue eyes 6'0 180

LA9: u?

me: 4'2, 380, green hair, red eyes

LA9: very funny

LA9: what do u like to do for fun?

me: eat

me: you?