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Today my kid asked me. Dad this is really very simple one....... What did the robot say to the petrol pump?
i kept guessing. lets see who among you can answer this.


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  • secretlife said on Aug 19, 2006....
    Q:Why did the Orange stop?
    A: It ran out of gas

    I don't know the answer to your joke...but i thought I'd leave you one of mine.
  • secretlife said on Aug 19, 2006....
    Shit! I meant juice...It ran out of juice.
    Now you know why I don't tell jokes!
  • schreist said on Aug 20, 2006....
    Hmm no idea on that one..

    Here's one my nephew told me:

    What kind of bees make milk?
  • whisper said on Aug 20, 2006....
    secret : that was good too but this one is smilar. Give it a try.

    schreist : no idea about this one........ whats kinda bees??
  • secretlife said on Aug 20, 2006....
    lol I have no clue! On either one...My instinct has me going for the 'fill 'er up' on the robot and gas pump/and i'm just going thru the list of bees in my head...bumble, wasp, honey, yellowjacket...nothing makes sense
  • ALIENated said on Aug 20, 2006....
    What a patrol pump is? Did you mean petrol?
  • whisper said on Aug 20, 2006....
    secret : well i will let it out tomorrow. but the bee thing is really bumbling.
    Alienated: thats petrol. il just ammend.
    schreist: when are you telling us what kinda bee?
  • chingform said on Aug 21, 2006....
    the robot tell the petrol pump : i am hungry.

    haha. this is what first pops up my mind.
  • whisper said on Aug 21, 2006....
    lol , not even close ching. try again
  • GMNIMan said on Aug 21, 2006....
    "You are not going to stick your thing into me are you?"
  • whisper said on Aug 21, 2006....
    lolllllllll .......... that was good GMNIman. come again to find the answer.
  • GMNIMan said on Aug 21, 2006....
    Just spent the last 30 minutes on your blogs.

    I really do love a good joke or two or three or...
  • whisper said on Aug 21, 2006....
    well thanx for that. keep visiting. :)
  • secretlife said on Aug 21, 2006....
    cracking up over GMNI's guess-
  • GMNIMan said on Aug 21, 2006....
    secretlife wrote...
    "cracking up over GMNI's guess-"

    I am all tickled over it myself! Now, just how did I come up with that?
  • whisper said on Aug 22, 2006....
    well the answer is simple :
    Robot say to petrol pump. You Bloody bum take your fingers out of your ear when I AM talking to you.
    how was that?
  • GMNIMan said on Aug 23, 2006....
    Ok, that's good.

    But the alternative can be endless and just as hilarious!
  • secretlife said on Aug 23, 2006....
    I like GMNIMan's better!
  • whisper said on Aug 23, 2006....
    yeah i know that was much better but i cant tell my kid that kinda answer.......... GMNIMan answer remains the best........ cant help laughing when i read it .
  • schreist said on Sep 07, 2006....
    Boo Bees! : )
  • schreist said on Sep 07, 2006....
    Or try this one.. (from my nephew age 6)

    What's the difference between an elephant and an orange...
  • secretlife said on Sep 07, 2006....
    hmmm i'm trying to figure out what an elephant and an orange have in common....


    I know an elephant joke-

    What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
  • schreist said on Sep 10, 2006....
    time to build a new fence? : )
  • Angeleternity said on Sep 17, 2006....
    Too funny!

    Oil Joke:Take your finger out of your ear and stop ignoring me!
    Bee Joke: Boob-ees!
    Elephant jokes: The diffrence is the color & It would be time to get a new fence!

    It's been a long time since I had fun reading diffrent comments! Thanks.

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