Howdy Doody took office in 2001, the last major change year. It was the year that the World Trade Center was destroyed, shortly after Howdy Doody spent a wonderful long vacation at Camp David while his national security advisor worried about imminent threats of a horrible terrorist attack on our soil. The nation's complete lack of a plan resulted in our fighter jets being sent across the Atlantic Ocean, perhaps to attack Paris, kill Pepe Le Pew once and for all. When an American fighter finally arrived at the scene of the crime it was way too late. I think it came from Denver or something, since all the jets in the northeast were hunting Pepe Le Pew. Very nice, Howdy, you silly ineffectual prick, it's not your fault we got caught with our pants down. After all, you didn't elect yourself. Did you?
What is going to happen in 2009 during the first year of President Obama's term? Let's all guess.
The Dow Jones average will fall below 8,000, below 6,000, below 4,000, below 2,000, and finally below 0, and will settle at -415. This will mean that everyone who owns stock will have to pay someone to take it off their hands.
There will be 39 massive bailouts which hit the American taxpayer with a bill of 1 1/2 infinities. We will all have to fork over every penny we earn to the rich bankers so they can buy the 2010 Lear Jet to fuck around with.
Working for absolutely nothing, we will find to our shock and amazement that we have no money to buy food, pay rent, mortgage, or real estate tax, so we will be turned out on the street while roaches and mice and squirrels live in our homes. Rent free, I might add.
The Republicans will have the joy of blaming the Democrats for all this, since Obama I is a Democrat. They will conveniently forget that they refused to take any responsibility for anything bad that happened under President Doody's administration, finding ways to blame Squirty Dick Clinton and Mushy Smile Carter for it all.
Starvation will kill off most Americans. The remaining ones will voluntarily enslave themselves to Rockefellers, Bushes, Heinzes, and various other multi millionnaires. Finally, the mega wealthy will have us where they want us - the men all enslaved, the women all on their backs with their legs spread apart. Now that's living.
The mega wealthy will then begin with their in-fighting to determine which family will own all the people and possessions, food and water, on planet earth.
The winning family will then start murdering each other until one ruler emerges. He will rule the world and own everything and everyone in it. He'll overeat, get a bellyache, and drop dead.
Nostralennie
lfbno7 posted on Oct 14, 2008
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beyondtheveil said on Oct 14, 2008....
That's why I have plans for the spring. Although the Dow will be at about 142, I'll sell my home for 8 gallons of gas and go to my hometown. There will be enough money in the portfolio for bbq chicken necks at my mother's house for the neighborhood. You have to live high while there's still time. -
Me-Myself&I said on Oct 14, 2008....
you know if it really did go bad and all hell breaks loose, i'll run for the hills and find a cave. i will make myself right at home. -
wombat said on Oct 14, 2008....
No matter how bad it gets, I have the comfort of knowing I always have somewhere to go.....Our plots are all paid for, if we can find someone to do the honors for free.Just kidding.....I hope. Scary stuff there, but all too possible to some extent. My neighbors got foreclosed on and are having to get help from the city to have a roof over their head.At least I will have a nice free view of a mountain. -
pickersplock said on Oct 14, 2008....
I'm investing in Jack Daniels and other alcoholic beverage companies.Hopefully, I'll get rich while everyone is drowning their sorrows. -
wombat said on Oct 14, 2008....
I hope I have a bottle of Jack when and if it all goes ker-plunk! I just don't want to know........ -
lfbno7 said on Oct 15, 2008....
now, now, you don't really believe all that. my real prediction is that things will settle down now that the irresponsible rich stupid baby is out of office. you just wait and see. but if mccain gets in, i think america will get what it deserves, which is being buried under a pile of shit. btw, i suspect that obama really sucks and will betray us at every turn, but won't be nearly as bad as the rich stupid irresponsible baby who considers the world his oyster, doesn't give a crap what anything costs, and won't be held responsible for all his fuckups. i think obama is just a run of the mill traitor, not an absolute screwup like bush junior. -
pickersplock said on Oct 15, 2008....
Don't look at me, I'm voting for McCain.I met him last year.Anyone that will shake hands with a 9 year old little boy, whose hand is covered with popcorn slime is alright in my book! LOL! -
kruuyai said on Oct 15, 2008....
Well, thanks to the failing economy, I had a great summer vacation this year. Since I was aware that I could easily lose my "fortune," I didn't hold back on spending... might as well spend it while it's still worth something, right? Hmmm, maybe I'd better go out and buy my bluetooth thingy and an external hard drive before the elections. Maybe a color TV, too. Let's see.... what else do I need? Should I stock up on water? Non-perishable food items? -
lfbno7 said on Oct 15, 2008....
The dollar's really strong in Bali. Go there.
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