Boxing has such good ring announcers. The elder Buffer, the one who goes Let's get ready to rummmmblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. He's pretty cool. He has dignity too. All we MMA guys get is his idiot son, who really sucks. He spins around like a damn puppet in his phony retarded way and points to the first fighter. He is such a phony fool. Boxing also has Jimmy Lennon Jr., and he has class too, despite the fact that his face is so red he looks like he's been drinking all morning and afternoon.

Boxing has a better network announcer too. All we get is that dopy Mike Goldberg, the carnival barker. I have to admit that he's not as bad as he used to be, and not as utterly ignorant of the sport as he used to be. He used to announce volleyball, he's a network guy. But he has advanced from an absolute annoying idiot to a moderately knowledgeable guy who is only mildly annoying these days.

Right after the ring announcer says that the referee is Yves Lavigne, I announce right along with the idiot Mike Goldberg his very first words on the mike, which will be, exactly, "Yves Lavigne our referee". Yeah, bozo, what are you, an echo? Somebody else just said that. Somebody else just said that. That was just said by somebody else. That was just said by somebody else. Somebody else just said that. Do I hear an echo in here?