My family tree is one of aristocracy in England, my mother was the baroness of Hartfordshire - a petit lady who used to have wild sexual affairs... unfortunately often while she forced me to watch. My Father Randolph Winston the Second was born in the strangely named 'Thurings' a small county east of somewhere west of Westshire. He was knighted later in his life and thus proudly became Randolph Lord of Thurings. When I was born my father was in India trying to secure some indian slaves for us to use as house keepers and servants, unfortunately he was shot in the face by Richard of Cheney in a pheasant shooting accident and never secured our servants. He also became grossly disfigured and increasingly depressed and paranoid....Due to this some in the Tory party thought he should become their leader, unfortunately however a young man named Winston Churchill narrowly defeated him.