Our friend Bush Junior has made my short list of worst presidents in American history for his economic disasters and his complete failure to deal with terrorism, failing to shoot down one damn plane, failing to catch Osama after all these years, failing to resolve Iraq or Afghanistan, a failure as a war president and a screwup as a peace president. But he is only number four on my list of horrible presidents of our great country. His dad was actually not so bad.

The top three are Hoover, LBJ, and Nixon. They were all a lot worse than Prickface.

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Hoover sat around watching the Great Depression happen. His attitude was not to do anything much, just let things take their course. Tell you what. Let him go to prison, let some 300 pounder fuck him up the ass, and why don't we just let things take their course. Hoover was a useless fuck. We should have had a rabbit in the White House. Maybe it would have taken some meaningful steps to lessen the Great Depression when the iron was hot. At least the dumb useless bastard could have tried. Instead, all he did was call out MacArthur and Eisenhower to rout the veterans from the White House lawn, kick their asses, the impoverished fuckin bums. Who fuckin needs em. WW1 was over, so who fuckin needs the vets anymore?

LBJ was the single worst president America ever had, despite his advances in civil rights for blacks, which he was better than Kennedy at. LBJ escalated our participation in the Vietnam War, getting thousands killed for nothing. For nothing. For nothing. For nothing. For nothing. Get it? For nothing. Don't kid yourself. They died for nothing. All LBJ's fault. I don't blame the soldiers. I blame the asshole who sent them there to die for nothing. We weren't even the good guys, for Christ's sake, and that's what burns me up the most. If you fight a righteous and necessary war, and you lose, fine, you tried. But fighting on the side of the bad guys, that's too damn much. Let the Vietnamese run their own damn country and get the fuckin hell out. Communism my ass. We forced them to go communist, giving them no choice but to ask Russia for help since we supported their oppressors, the fuckin French. Vietnam was not our fight. It was France's fight, and France lost, and we should have welcomed Ho Chi Minh with open arms and said hey, buddy, let's buy some of your rice and be friends. Communism my ass, it has nothing to do with it. I don't care what the hell they do.

Kennedy, Eisenhower and Truman set the precedent three times, three regimes, that we were going to stay the fuck out of Vietnam because it wasn't our fight. Then that idiot Johnson comes out and basically says that Truman, Eisenhower and Kennedy were crap, and he knew the right thing to do. Nope, he was the one who was crap, the single worst president we ever had, and a liberal Democrat at that.

Finally, Tricky Dickface Nixon, another piece of shit. Granted, he made piece with China, but I think we can stop overrating that because we weren't at war with China in the first place. That ended when the Korean War ended. I'm thinking that Truman and maybe even Eisenhower solidified the eventual peace with China, and Nixon didn't do shit. He just visited. Meanwhile the crazy fuck bombed the shit out of Cambodia and Thailand. What the hell! His secret plan to end the Vietnam War was to bomb the shit out of two countries that we weren't at war with. Hey, if Australia decides to bomb Cuba, do you mind if they also bomb Florida? Maybe the Cubans ran to Florida, so that gives them the right to bomb the living shit out of Florida? Yeah? Really? Talk about illegal wars. And Nixon really bombed the living shit out of Cambodia and Thailand. Like Dresden.

We are taught from childhood to respect authority. Fuck it. Those four sucked. Particularly the big three. I think Bush is pretty good compared to the other three. He might not even be the fourth worst. But he does suck. What a miserable failure as president. Sayonara. Even McCain distances himself from you. That's sad. Even McCain thinks you suck. I don't hear McCain praising you. I don't even hear Palin praising you. Everyone deserts your ass because you failed at everything you tried. You suck. Serves you right for being a pimp for the filthy rich, your own class by the way. Give them another tax break, why don't you? Shithead.